Caption Contest

[starwater]

Perjury is a crime?

 

[blastula]

Is it me? Am I the drama?

 

[ZiprHead]

"Yeah, I like beer."

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

You mean it was his sled?!

 

[hyzer]

You mean it was his sled?!

Nicely done. The Winner!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Continuing on with the schadenfreude.

 

[Tigers!]

Damn.
Got my footy tips wrong again.

 

[Thomas II]

Rosebud!

 

[Elixir]

“Zoltar says … ‘What is 49.5 million dollars?’

 

[hyzer]

Doh!

 

[ZiprHead]

"What happened to my hair?"

 

[TV and credit cards]

Sooner or later they're going to figure out I superglued my hand to my head.

 

[blastula]

Wow, I could have had a V-8!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

The moment you realize the lizard people, Illuminati, and secret Jewish bankers have all beaten you at your own game.

Wow, I could have had a V-8!

Winner.

 

[blastula]

Okay then, caption this culturally sensitive mine field.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

What do you mean you feel silly wearing that hat?

 

[ZiprHead]

"Where's a cowboy when you need him?"

 

[Tigers!]

Don't we look a right pair.

 

[starwater]

I love it when you call me Chief Pope.

 

[bilby]

The Vatican press office has denied claims that the pontiff's attempt to form a Village People tribute band was "a fiasco", citing the commercial success of their 'YMCA' cover single, which briefly reached number fourteen on the pop charts in Peru, and number eighteen in Ecuador.