Elixir Made in America Joined Sep 23, 2012 Messages 31,061 Location Mountains Basic Beliefs English is complicated Friday at 4:15 PM #17,561 “Valet! Where’s the damn valet??!”
TV and credit cards Contributor Joined Nov 16, 2013 Messages 6,672 Location The Enlightened City Saturday at 3:28 AM #17,562 Beep-boop. Beep-boop.
ZiprHead Substitute Looney Staff member Joined Oct 22, 2002 Messages 41,859 Location Frozen in Michigan Gender Old Fart Basic Beliefs Don't be a dick. Saturday at 6:15 AM #17,563 There. The car is parked. Happy?
J Jimmy Higgins Contributor Joined Jan 31, 2001 Messages 46,517 Basic Beliefs Calvinistic Atheist Saturday at 9:30 AM #17,564 Back up one more foot.
Tigers! Contributor Joined Sep 19, 2005 Messages 5,076 Location On the wing, waiting for a kick. Basic Beliefs Bible believing revelational redemptionist (Baptist) Yesterday at 2:19 AM #17,565 Ladies parking lot (ducks for cover)
T Thomas II Contributor Joined May 7, 2005 Messages 16,710 Location New England Basic Beliefs Atheist Yesterday at 6:22 AM #17,566 There is a tie...Wiploc, Elixir and ZiprHead are the winners!!! First to post takes it away!