Caption Contest

[Tom Sawyer]

This week on Mythbusters - what would really happen if you dived into a pile of money like Scrooge McDuck?

... Ouch. It looks like Mythbusters will be off for the next few weeks.

 

[Keith&Co.]

This week on Mythbusters - what would really happen if you dived into a pile of money like Scrooge McDuck?

... Ouch. It looks like Mythbusters will be off for the next few weeks.

Holy crap.
My internet died JUST before i made a similar allusion to Unca Scrooge diving into a pile of IOUs not being the same...

 

[Thomas II]

The Paper Chase II: The Revenge of the Fonts...

 

[Celldweller]

Have a shot at this

As the public cries for faster production, George R. R. Martin gives us a demonstration of his unique writing style.

 

[Atheos]

"Well, you can't say I didn't warn him," said Dr. Watson between nervous tics. "I told Holmes that if I heard him say 'Foul play is afoot' one more time I'd probably go bonkers."

 

[spikepipsqueak]

Have a shot at this

As the public cries for faster production, George R. R. Martin gives us a demonstration of his unique writing style.

I giggled a lot, but loudest at this one.

All yours, Celldweller!

 

[angelo]

Damn!!! I know I had that receipt here somewhere!

 

[gmbteach]

Damn!!! I know I had that receipt here somewhere!

 

[Celldweller]

Grazie! As always, great responses all around. Have a go at this oddity:

 

[Keith&Co.]

JUST a little too late, Stephen remembered that he never went fishing without his Shark Knife.

- - - Updated - - -

The Shark Sub was a popular invention for the summer of '14. Although SOME people had complaints about the location of the driver's joystick.

 

[Thomas II]

Male shark mutation found between Fukushima and Sony plants in Japan...

 

[Veritass]

Oh. Cut. It. Out.

 

[Hickdive]

We're STILL gonna need a bigger boat.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Fishing. Not just for lazy pansies anymore.

or

... and for hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!

 

[spikepipsqueak]

"I had this horrible headache. Then I had this weird sensation near my left fin and suddenly I felt much better."

 

[Thomas II]

HOFFA FOUND!

 

[Celldweller]

The Shark Sub was a popular invention for the summer of '14. Although SOME people had complaints about the location of the driver's joystick.

Winner! What can I say Keith, you had me at joystick. Well done as usual to all.

Fire away Keith..

 

[Keith&Co.]

Thank you, thank you.

How 'bout:

 

[Tom Sawyer]

So, I went on a bender back in '96 and then when I sober up, I find myself wearing this metal suit and pretending that I can fly.

How'd you guys end up here?

 

[gmbteach]

Thank you, thank you.

How 'bout:

Robert Downey Jr, 'okay guys, the dust has settled over my many indiscretions.. your turn. What can you do to stuff up your career?'