Caption Contest

[Tigers!]

When will you get girls learn to get your hair in phase, not 90 degrees out of phase?

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks ,thanks. But does anyone else think that the woman behind the blonde's shoulder looks like Fergie?

No. I was focused on the face to the left of "Fergie". I saw Jared Leto's head...

 

[Keith&Co.]

Wonderful entries.
This one got an out-loud laugh, though:

Valeria and Irina may be fashion models, but the photo-shoot session with the jet engine blaring at full throttle to their right proved they were also fucking badass marine-tough.

Winner.

 

[Thomas II]

Since Turambar seems to be unavailable...

 

[gmbteach]

Since Turambar seems to be unavailable...

I knew I should have taken the Red pill!

 

[angelo]

Yea I know we look ridiculous, but it's a living!

 

[Veritass]

Bing translation of "Beko": "Tard"

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Police were called to the festival after reports from several women that the mascots were all handsy with them.

 

[KeepTalking]

Townfolk did not really notice the massive spiderweb covering their town, until the giant basketball shaped egg rolled down the street and began spawning terrifying multi-colored, seven limbed "demon spiders".

 

[Celldweller]

Since Turambar seems to be unavailable...

Palin/Bachman: 2016

 

[Tigers!]

That's what playing basketball will do to you.

 

[Keith&Co.]

"I'm Tweedledee, he's Tweedledum, and we're-"
"Why am I always the dumb one?"
"What?"
"You're always calling me dumb."
"You're wearing the Tweedledum costume."
"I wanna be Tweedledee."
"You can't."
"Why not?"
"Because you fart in the Tweedledum costume and I can't wear it, now."
"Oh."
"I'm Tweedledee, he's Tweedledum, and we're all here to have some fun."

"Pssst. That's your cue. Say your line."
"I don't want to. I don't wanna be Tweedledum."
"You wanna be Tweedle-used-up-my-unemployment-benefits?"
"FUN FOR ME AND FUN FOR YOU, FUN WE'LL HAVE BEFORE WE'RE THROUGH!"

 

[Thomas II]

WINNER

Palin/Bachmann: 2016

Take it away Celldweller

 

[Celldweller]

Grazie! Off we go..

 

[Veritass]

"Does this outfit make me look fat."
"No, just tired."

 

[gmbteach]

Airbags for motorbike riders.

 

[bilby]

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Brushing off suggestions of racial bias, John was determined to give his all at the Michelin audition.

 

[Keith&Co.]

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This isn't how Knight Rider does wheelies.
Shut up and hold on.

 

[Thomas II]

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"Easy Rider 2 : African trip,man..." is another one that went straight to dvd...

 

[angelo]

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Hey brother, don't we need to steal four tyres?