Caption Contest

[ZiprHead]

Give this one a go...

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Meanwhile at the Matt Gaetz Science Fair...

 

[Elixir]

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"Not sure exactly, but four beers did the trick!"

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

And via a larger screen, this is definitely a photoshop.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

A responsible scientist tests their own theories.

 

[ZiprHead]

A responsible scientist tests their own theories.

Tom Sawyer gets the fence painted. The winner.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Here we go:

 

[ZiprHead]

"Oh good lord. Another stupid question from Fox News."

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Damn it...

United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru;
Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean, Greenland, El Salvador too
Puerto Rico, Colombia, Venezuela, Honduras, Guyana, and still;
Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina, and Ecuador, ...

What's next? Think Biden, THINK!

 

[none]

Here we go:

"Jesus fucking Christ, did I leave the toilet seat up? "

 

[Tom Sawyer]

"Jesus fucking Christ, did I leave the toilet seat up? "

Winner! Take it away, none!

 

[none]

option

Show

 

[Bomb#20]

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Recovery of long-missing poster proves 8-year-old Mick Jagger was a Royal Geek.

 

[ZiprHead]

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"I'm giving up physics. My next field of study will be to determine how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop."

 

[Tigers!]

Here we go:

"Jesus fucking Christ, did I leave the toilet seat up? "

How I cross myself again? Is it Father, Son, Holy Spirit or Holy Spirit, Father, Son?
Damn, Pelosi is gunna kill me.

 

[none]

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Recovery of long-missing poster proves 8-year-old Mick Jagger was a Royal Geek.

hmm. Keith Richard's prolly never looked that young....
buy yeah winner

 

[Bomb#20]

Thanks. Caption this:

 

[none]

Thanks. Caption this:

meh, I know what he meant

 

[Elixir]

Why do you keep showing me pictures of naked women and then asking me what I see?

 

[ZiprHead]

I see Cthulhu devouring your soul.