Asking people to clearly define God doesnt seem like a very smart AvT counter-apologetic.
Sure, there are bound to be some competing impressions/definitions but how many theists are gonna say ...oh well if my definition is mistaken then there's nothing there to define.
God doesn't go away just because humans don't know everything there is to know about Him
That's an excellent point and the perfect illustration.
We don't know what set off the Big Bang. The Big Bang destroyed any evidence from which to work it out. It's a mystery. It's a fascinating mystery. But that's all it is.
It's not a cue to assume talking flying lizards, elephant headed gods giving blow-jobs to jackal-headed gods of death, three wise men, (who may or
may not have been Zoroastrian magi) distributing gifts to infants (which suspiciously comes across as payment for sexual services, but really wasn't. Scouts honour). Or was it swords in ponds to British kings? And honouring Papa Legba to ensure meeting your ancestors in the afterlife, (or was it Charon?) that is either on Earth, under ground, or in heaven... or someplace completely different, or back to where we started.
These divine theories can't all be right. They are mutually exclusive. And all are supported by the exact same ontological argument. As well as all other theistic arguments. Picking just one religion out of the heap and believing that this one is probably right is absurd. Even if God exists we still know nothing about God. That's just a fact. How likely is it that the Bible is correct about anything? Even if the authors had an encounter with the actual God, which part of the elephant were they touching?
What's wrong about admitting that we don't know? How about ignoring all religions and sticking to atheism until we've got something tangible in regards to God to talk about?
Or how about becoming a Christian mystic? That's a form of Christianity I can respect. They embrace the mystery. They don't pretend to know jack shit. They study the Bible because of the joy of studying it. They study it because they think they might learn something about themselves. Not God. About themselves. They've already admitted that God is unknowable.
What mystics have going for them is that they are genuinely humble. They've done away with the need to justify and defend an untenable faith. They don't have to pretend to know shit which all smart people know is unknowable.
All religions have mystics and they're all kick-ass. Being a mystic also allows them to study any religion freely. To mix and match as they see fit. They can take lessons from any book.
Why follow a faith you know is wrong? If you still don't believe that it's wrong, look at your illustration of the elephant and the blind men again. Which part of the elephant have you been touching? How do you know it's an elephant?