Merged Greenland is part of NATO via Denmark

[Harry Bosch]

I wouldn’t be surprised if Putin offered Trump a deal - Greenland for Ukraine.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump ordered an invasion of Iceland thinking it was Greenland.

Very funny! Yes, it's ironic, but Iceland is green; Greenland is ice.

 

[Gospel]

I wouldn’t be surprised if Putin offered Trump a deal - Greenland for Ukraine.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump ordered an invasion of Iceland thinking it was Greenland.

Very funny! Yes, it's ironic, but Iceland is green; Greenland is ice.

Somewhere in Valhalla, Erik the Red is looking down, smiling, realizing his medieval marketing scam might finally pay off.

 

[DrZoidberg]

Sarah Paine is great

 

[DrZoidberg]

I wouldn’t be surprised if Putin offered Trump a deal - Greenland for Ukraine.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump ordered an invasion of Iceland thinking it was Greenland.

Very funny! Yes, it's ironic, but Iceland is green; Greenland is ice.

Somewhere in Valhalla, Erik the Red is looking down, smiling, realizing his medieval marketing scam might finally pay off.

Here's a funny and true factoid about the Viking concept of Valhalla. What they are describing in their sagas is Aya Sofya in Constantinople. It was simply the coolest and most impressive thing Vikings could think of. So Valhalla is basically Aya Sofya but bigger. That was the extent of Viking imagination

 

[barbos]

Does anyone still think the Orange Psychopath has a functioning brain? He's destroying NATO

NATO is 90% US, so ..... not a loss if you ask me.

Nobody asked you.

I know, You're welcome.
NATO is utterly corrupt criminal organization which was implicated in countless war crimes.

 

[Harry Bosch]

Does anyone still think the Orange Psychopath has a functioning brain? He's destroying NATO

NATO is 90% US, so ..... not a loss if you ask me.

Nobody asked you.

I know, You're welcome.
NATO is utterly corrupt criminal organization which was implicated in countless war crimes.

Well, according to you, they conquered the entire country of Ukraine without losing a single soldier! You must admit, quite impressive!

 

[Gospel]

I wouldn’t be surprised if Putin offered Trump a deal - Greenland for Ukraine.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump ordered an invasion of Iceland thinking it was Greenland.

Very funny! Yes, it's ironic, but Iceland is green; Greenland is ice.

Somewhere in Valhalla, Erik the Red is looking down, smiling, realizing his medieval marketing scam might finally pay off.

Here's a funny and true factoid about the Viking concept of Valhalla. What they are describing in their sagas is Aya Sofya in Constantinople. It was simply the coolest and most impressive thing Vikings could think of. So Valhalla is basically Aya Sofya but bigger. That was the extent of Viking imagination

I used it loosely anyway. It’s unlikely Erik the Red would have ended up there, since he died of old age rather than in battle.

In other news, Trump’s chosen ambassador to Iceland angered at least 3,000 Icelanders after joking among friends about Iceland becoming the 52nd state. Out of respect for Iceland, and to get back on topic, I won’t discuss Iceland any further in this thread.

 

[barbos]

Does anyone still think the Orange Psychopath has a functioning brain? He's destroying NATO

NATO is 90% US, so ..... not a loss if you ask me.

Nobody asked you.

I know, You're welcome.
NATO is utterly corrupt criminal organization which was implicated in countless war crimes.

Well, according to you, they conquered the entire country of Ukraine without losing a single soldier! You must admit, quite impressive!

Money makes wonders, especially with idiots.

 

[Swammerdami]

lol, I remember a time not too long ago when the press and the Whitehouse, in all seriousness, would tell us Biden is just fine, sharp as a tack. Four more years

Predictable. One side wants health care for all. The other wants to alienate the world and grift billions. To the pro-kakistocracy Ilk this is "Same-same."
L.O.L.

 

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

I wouldn’t be surprised if Putin offered Trump a deal - Greenland for Ukraine.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump ordered an invasion of Iceland thinking it was Greenland.

Very funny! Yes, it's ironic, but Iceland is green; Greenland is ice.

Somewhere in Valhalla, Erik the Red is looking down, smiling, realizing his medieval marketing scam might finally pay off.

Here's a funny and true factoid about the Viking concept of Valhalla. What they are describing in their sagas is Aya Sofya in Constantinople. It was simply the coolest and most impressive thing Vikings could think of. So Valhalla is basically Aya Sofya but bigger. That was the extent of Viking imagination

Would you rather spend eternity (a) with beautiful women, men fighting for fun, and drinking mead or (b) with Mormons playing Monopoly and being one spiritually with Jehovah?

 

[robnisch]

 

[barbos]

So some guy named Mark Rutte decided to give part of Greenland to Trump. Greenland-Denmark was not involved.
Nice

 

[Toni]

Democracies are supposed to be immune to this shit.
Democrats should come out and say. "We are 100% against it and once We are in power Greenland will be returned to Denmark no matter what happens now under this Orange piece of shit"

EU should also be properly pissed off. So far they were underwhelming to say the least. But they put themselves into this position with their russophobia.

At best Democrats would half step it back. Trump’s goals aren’t necessarily wrong, it’s his methods in achieving them. So it come down to a if we survive this diplomatically type scenario.

Are you not paying attention to the narrative coming out of Moscow? This is drive by a wedge between Europe and the US. You need to get back on message son.

His goals? His goals are nothing but self aggrandizement and self enrichment—and staying out of prison.

 

[barbos]

His goals? His goals are nothing but self aggrandizement and self enrichment—and staying out of prison.

He has been doing that all his life, why anyone expected he would change?

 

[Toni]

His goals? His goals are nothing but self aggrandizement and self enrichment—and staying out of prison.

He has been doing that all his life, why anyone expected he would change?

Certainly, I have never understood why any sane person would trust him with anything more valuable than a broken shoelace.

 

[Swammerdami]

So the Orange Messiah has established the Bored of Peace directed by the greatest President ever -- they say only Jesus Nazarene was as great a man. Democracies like Saudi, Turkey, Hungary have joined eagerly and are likely to endorse the peaceful transfer of Greenland. Even anti-American tyrannies like UK and France have been invited to join, but so far have refused.

What happens to the billion bucks countries pay for permanent membership? I hope it goes into the same secret Qatari bank account where the proceeds from enemy petroleum go. I'm sure Trump intends to use those funds to help the victims of the Clinton's sex trafficking.

 

[bilby]

What happens to the billion bucks countries pay for permanent membership?

It distracts people from talking about Epstein.

Trump hopes.

 

[DrZoidberg]

I wouldn’t be surprised if Putin offered Trump a deal - Greenland for Ukraine.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump ordered an invasion of Iceland thinking it was Greenland.

Very funny! Yes, it's ironic, but Iceland is green; Greenland is ice.

Somewhere in Valhalla, Erik the Red is looking down, smiling, realizing his medieval marketing scam might finally pay off.

Here's a funny and true factoid about the Viking concept of Valhalla. What they are describing in their sagas is Aya Sofya in Constantinople. It was simply the coolest and most impressive thing Vikings could think of. So Valhalla is basically Aya Sofya but bigger. That was the extent of Viking imagination

Would you rather spend eternity (a) with beautiful women, men fighting for fun, and drinking mead or (b) with Mormons playing Monopoly and being one spiritually with Jehovah?

So the 72 virgins are off the menu? What about 72 experienced hookers? I'll even settle for just one. Can you do that?

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

So some guy named Mark Rutte decided to give part of Greenland to Trump. Greenland-Denmark was not involved.
Nice

That is extremely doubtful. NATO very likely is giving Trump what Trump already had.

 

[Elixir]

So the fucktard in Chief goes to Davos and tells them “Without us, you’d be speaking German now!”
I can only imagine the blank stares.
It has been a long time and I’ve only been to Switzerland twice iirc. And I don’t speak German. But I swear, as I recall, THEY DO!