All American Joe: Did you bring your ID?
His wife, Jen: Yes. But drive slower. I need to tell you something.
Joe: I'm going 30. What is it?
Jen: Honey, are we sure we want to vote for Kamala?
Joe: We're going to be at the Board of Elections in 5 minutes. And yes, I'm sure. Why?
Jen: Well...I've been reading this person who posts on the internet. And he or she has some very disturbing facts about Kamala...
Joe: Who is this person?
Jen: I forget the name they use. Must be a Taylor Swift fan, though.
Joe: And what are the facts?
Jen: To start with, Kamala cackles. And she's clueless. She offers nothing.
Joe: That's it?
Jen: There's more. She's dopey. She's a dope. Extremely dopey. And she's black, with a vagina, and that's all she has. She cackles, too.
Joe: Is that all?
Jen: Oh, and she's aged badly in the last year. And she's a dope.
Joe: You already said that part. Well, whew...that's a lot to unpack.
Jen: Right! And what do we have against Trump?
Joe: Well, he tried to overturn the 2020 election...he didn't know shit about covid...he stole classified documents...he can't run a charity because his charity was found to be fraudulent...he was convicted of bank fraud, insurance fraud, sexual assault, and defamation...he's pushing prosperity through tariffs...he wants to use the National Guard and the Army against the Enemy Within...he tells lies about Haitians...people say his body odor is unbelievable...he thinks schools operate on children...he thinks and talks about dead guy's dicks...he said 'Motherfucker' and 'Shit' at his rallies....
Jen: See what I mean, Joe? Kamala cackles. She cackles. And she's a dope.
Joe: Whew...I do see what you mean. This is a real crossroads for us. I'm going to pull over. (He parks car.) Tell me again about the dope part.