Do we have evidence that you ever actually implemented the PAL system we provided? (Yes, it's a US system, we gave it to you to reduce the chance of a rogue nuke.) Your nuclear security in some other regards has been abysmal. After the collapse we were buying a bunch of plutonium off you because it was simply sitting there in unguarded warehouses. And the ISS exists to keep Russian rocket scientists employed rather than offer their services on the market.And I do mean Miracle. Nukes are not like grenades. You can't push a button and launch them. You can't even take warhead/bomb and smuggle it into New York and then explode it without codes from Moscow.And if by some miracle Ukraine were able to keep them then there would have been shitload of dead New Yorkers
You can't even disassemble them without destroying most of the hardware in them. At best you will be able to get a little bit of plutonium and that's it. You need codes from Moscow and you need people who are trained to operate these nukes, Ukraine had none of that. To maintain these nukes you had to send them to ..... Russia, yes, to Russia. Ukraine had/has no nuclear facilities they are all father in the East around Ural region. There is zero chance for Ukraine to have these nukes to last 30 years without maintenance. People in these silos had nothing to do with Ukraine, their loyalty was 100% to Moscow, their dachas were there too. There were no banderites near these nukes at all. You had to have absolutely clean genealogy and perfect russian to serve in strategic nuclear forces.
I do agree the bombs wouldn't work. But I would be quite surprised if the same isn't true of most of your bombs.