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[unapologetic]

For those following the current curling dustup.

You're jokeing, right?
How is curling even a sport? Shuffleboard on ice.

 

[crazyfingers]

For those following the current curling dustup.

You're jokeing, right?
How is curling even a sport? Shuffleboard on ice.

I didn't know anything about curling until I read in the Boston Globe that one on the US team is a member of a curling club about a mile from where I grew up and my parent's house. I drive by it several days a week.

I could probably stand watching about half a match and then moving along.

Of course I haven't watched any Olympics since Lake Placid.

 

[Loren Pechtel]

For those following the current curling dustup.

You're jokeing, right?
How is curling even a sport? Shuffleboard on ice.

What's wrong with it being a sport? It's an accuracy sport rather than a speed sport, doesn't make it not a sport.

What I want to know is what is going to happen to scandal? How can penisgate be topped?

Spoiler

It's real. Guys injecting fillers into their dicks before being measured for their ski suits. More dick, more suit, they can fly farther on a ski jump--once you're off the ramp it's all about aerodynamics, reduce drag, increase lift.

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

For those following the current curling dustup.

You're jokeing, right?
How is curling even a sport? Shuffleboard on ice.

I didn't know anything about curling until I read in the Boston Globe that one on the US team is a member of a curling club about a mile from where I grew up and my parent's house. I drive by it several days a week.

I could probably stand watching about half a match and then moving along.

Of course I haven't watched any Olympics since Lake Placid.

It’s surprisingly addictive. They’re very skilled, and the strategy is interesting.

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

For those following the current curling dustup.

You're jokeing, right?
How is curling even a sport? Shuffleboard on ice.

What's wrong with it being a sport? It's an accuracy sport rather than a speed sport, doesn't make it not a sport.

What I want to know is what is going to happen to scandal? How can penisgate be topped?

Spoiler

It's real. Guys injecting fillers into their dicks before being measured for their ski suits. More dick, more suit, they can fly farther on a ski jump--once you're off the ramp it's all about aerodynamics, reduce drag, increase lift.

Can’t they just look at a Playboy magazine instead?

 

[unapologetic]

before being measured for their ski suits. More dick, more suit,

I still don't get it. Who picks out the suit? Can't they just ask for a certen size suit?
I've never seen clothes where the size of my dick made a difference.

 

[unapologetic]

What's wrong with it being a sport? It's an accuracy sport rather than a speed sport, doesn't make it not a sport.

Do you consider shuffleboard a sport? Chess?

 

[fta]

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[Elixir]

Gus is fugly.

 

[blastula]

For those following the current curling dustup.

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Dust up? Details, please.

Canadian curler was caught unlawfully fingering his stones, and then crashed out when he was gently called out by the other team.

 

[ZiprHead]

For those following the current curling dustup.

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Dust up? Details, please.

Canadian curler was caught unlawfully fingering his stones, and then crashed out when he was gently called out by the other team.

I only finger my stones in the privacy of my home.

 

[SLD]

Gus is fugly.

As is god.

 

[blastula]

Opening scene of a post-apocalyptic movie.

 

[bilby]

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

 

[Elixir]

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

 

[crazyfingers]

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Star Wars doesn't use lasers. They use blasters.

 

[bilby]

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Star Wars doesn't use lasers. They use blasters.

I dunno. A lightsabre certainly looks like it ought to be based on laser technology in some way.

But then, as a wise man once said, hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side.

 

[WAB]

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Star Wars doesn't use lasers. They use blasters.

I dunno. A lightsabre certainly looks like it ought to be based on laser technology in some way.

But then, as a wise man once said, hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side.

Wasn't he the pilot who made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parcecs?