That has to be a photoshop?
At a former company where I worked, your e-mail address was your first initial followed by your last name. So, for example, my e-mail address was jbrown@company.com.
One of my co-workers was named Phil Hartman.
"No, it's not that. I'm not shy at all, just a bit surprised, Mrs. Shit head."There are names and then there are names. I was told this story as being true.
As a door-to-door salesman he had the list of the residents' names. As he knocked on the door and the lady of the house answered, he started with, "Good Morning Mrs...." as he glanced at the paperwork for the name and, much to his surprise, found the surname "Shithead" staring him in the face. He stopped cold.
Knowing his difficulty she chuckled and said, "It is pronounced 'shy' 'theed.'"