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[Loren Pechtel]

Narrative of the fall has several competing interpretations. Personally I find the serpent as the hero of God's deception.

The serpent was more cunning than the beasts Jehovah created.

I like the theory that the serpent, therefore, was Jehovah himself.

Yeah, it makes a lot more sense if Christians are actually being duped into worshiping Satan.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Narrative of the fall has several competing interpretations. Personally I find the serpent as the hero of God's deception.

The serpent was more cunning than the beasts Jehovah created.

I like the theory that the serpent, therefore, was Jehovah himself.

Yeah, it makes a lot more sense if Christians are actually being duped into worshiping Satan.

That'd be Revelations not Genesis.

 

[Elixir]

it makes a lot more sense if Christians are actually being duped into worshiping Satan.

Make sense now?

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

 

[SLD]

 

[SLD]

 

[Elixir]

 

[Elixir]

 

[ZiprHead]

MILK

*Contains Milk​

 

[bilby]

MILK

*Contains Milk​

* May contain Milk or dairy products

 

[gmbteach]

 

[Angry Floof]

MILK

*Contains Milk​

* May contain Milk or dairy products

** Milk or dairy products may contain Milk or dairy products

 

[bilby]

MILK

*Contains Milk​

* May contain Milk or dairy products

** Milk or dairy products may contain Milk or dairy products

*** Milk or dairy products may contain Milk or dairy products, or have been processed using equipment also used for handling of Milk or dairy products. Milk is known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects and other reproductive harm. Eye protection is required when handling. In the event of a spill contain the liquid, and contact the Environmental Protection Agency if waterway or storm drain contamination is likely or suspected. Non-flammable. Do not feed to infants under 36 months, or consume if pregnant or breastfeeding, except on the advice of a physician. May cause drowsiness: If affected, do not drive or operate heavy machinery. Keep refrigerated below 40°F and discard within two days of opening. Do not freeze. Avoid contact with skin or eyes. In the event of eye contact wash immediately with cold, sterilised water. Suitable for vegetarians; Not suitable for vegans. Parental guidance is recommended for children under 13 years. "Milk" and the "Milk" logo are registered trademarks of Bessy the Happy Cow LLC, a division of the Wayland-Yutani Corporation, Plastics and Industrial Chemicals Division. All rights reserved. By unsealing this package the user indemnifies the Wayland-Yutani Corporation, Plastics and Industrial Chemicals Division against any legal action resulting from injury, loss, or damage, caused by the product or its packaging, or by the Wayland-Yutani Corporation, Plastics and Industrial Chemicals Division, its employees, servants, contractors or agents. Not to be used in any manner or any purpose contrary to the instructions on the label. Milk is packaged by weight, not volume, and some settling of contents may have occurred during transport. For more information, please re-read this small-print.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

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To be fair, should regulations state that items that obviously have allergens in them are not required to provide allergy information?

 

[Politesse]

MILK

*Contains Milk​

* May contain Milk or dairy products

** Milk or dairy products may contain Milk or dairy products

*** Milk or dairy products may contain Milk or dairy products, or have been processed using equipment also used for handling of Milk or dairy products. Milk is known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects and other reproductive harm. Eye protection is required when handling. In the event of a spill contain the liquid, and contact the Environmental Protection Agency if waterway or storm drain contamination is likely or suspected. Non-flammable. Do not feed to infants under 36 months, or consume if pregnant or breastfeeding, except on the advice of a physician. May cause drowsiness: If affected, do not drive or operate heavy machinery. Keep refrigerated below 40°F and discard within two days of opening. Do not freeze. Avoid contact with skin or eyes. In the event of eye contact wash immediately with cold, sterilised water. Suitable for vegetarians; Not suitable for vegans. Parental guidance is recommended for children under 13 years. "Milk" and the "Milk" logo are registered trademarks of Bessy the Happy Cow LLC, a division of the Wayland-Yutani Corporation, Plastics and Industrial Chemicals Division. All rights reserved. By unsealing this package the user indemnifies the Wayland-Yutani Corporation, Plastics and Industrial Chemicals Division against any legal action resulting from injury, loss, or damage, caused by the product or its packaging, or by the Wayland-Yutani Corporation, Plastics and Industrial Chemicals Division, its employees, servants, contractors or agents. Not to be used in any manner or any purpose contrary to the instructions on the label. Milk is packaged by weight, not volume, and some settling of contents may have occurred during transport. For more information, please re-read this small-print.

You forgot the agreement to binding arbitration.

 

[ZiprHead]

MILK

*Contains Milk​

* May contain Milk or dairy products

** Milk or dairy products may contain Milk or dairy products

*** Milk or dairy products may contain Milk or dairy products, or have been processed using equipment also used for handling of Milk or dairy products. Milk is known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects and other reproductive harm. Eye protection is required when handling. In the event of a spill contain the liquid, and contact the Environmental Protection Agency if waterway or storm drain contamination is likely or suspected. Non-flammable. Do not feed to infants under 36 months, or consume if pregnant or breastfeeding, except on the advice of a physician. May cause drowsiness: If affected, do not drive or operate heavy machinery. Keep refrigerated below 40°F and discard within two days of opening. Do not freeze. Avoid contact with skin or eyes. In the event of eye contact wash immediately with cold, sterilised water. Suitable for vegetarians; Not suitable for vegans. Parental guidance is recommended for children under 13 years. "Milk" and the "Milk" logo are registered trademarks of Bessy the Happy Cow LLC, a division of the Wayland-Yutani Corporation, Plastics and Industrial Chemicals Division. All rights reserved. By unsealing this package the user indemnifies the Wayland-Yutani Corporation, Plastics and Industrial Chemicals Division against any legal action resulting from injury, loss, or damage, caused by the product or its packaging, or by the Wayland-Yutani Corporation, Plastics and Industrial Chemicals Division, its employees, servants, contractors or agents. Not to be used in any manner or any purpose contrary to the instructions on the label. Milk is packaged by weight, not volume, and some settling of contents may have occurred during transport. For more information, please re-read this small-print.

Somebody needs to turn Bilby off then turn him back on.

 

[thebeave]

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To be fair, should regulations state that items that obviously have allergens in them are not required to provide allergy information?

Probably the warning should be there, given that we are a litigious society that seems to need a lot of laws protecting us from ourselves. On the the other hand, if you have an allergy, shouldn't the responsibility be on you to know at least the most basic things that contain that allergen?

I had another thought. Shouldn't such products have warnings in all languages? How do we protect non-English speakers with milk allergies from digesting milk products? Can they sue the company if they have an allergy attack and claim they weren't properly warned?

 

[Shadowy Man]

MILK

*Contains Milk​

* May contain Milk or dairy products

** Milk or dairy products may contain Milk or dairy products

*** Milk or dairy products may contain Milk or dairy products, or have been processed using equipment also used for handling of Milk or dairy products. Milk is known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects and other reproductive harm. Eye protection is required when handling. In the event of a spill contain the liquid, and contact the Environmental Protection Agency if waterway or storm drain contamination is likely or suspected. Non-flammable. Do not feed to infants under 36 months, or consume if pregnant or breastfeeding, except on the advice of a physician. May cause drowsiness: If affected, do not drive or operate heavy machinery. Keep refrigerated below 40°F and discard within two days of opening. Do not freeze. Avoid contact with skin or eyes. In the event of eye contact wash immediately with cold, sterilised water. Suitable for vegetarians; Not suitable for vegans. Parental guidance is recommended for children under 13 years. "Milk" and the "Milk" logo are registered trademarks of Bessy the Happy Cow LLC, a division of the Wayland-Yutani Corporation, Plastics and Industrial Chemicals Division. All rights reserved. By unsealing this package the user indemnifies the Wayland-Yutani Corporation, Plastics and Industrial Chemicals Division against any legal action resulting from injury, loss, or damage, caused by the product or its packaging, or by the Wayland-Yutani Corporation, Plastics and Industrial Chemicals Division, its employees, servants, contractors or agents. Not to be used in any manner or any purpose contrary to the instructions on the label. Milk is packaged by weight, not volume, and some settling of contents may have occurred during transport. For more information, please re-read this small-print.

“Do not taunt happy fun ball.”

 

[gmbteach]

MILK

*Contains Milk​

* May contain Milk or dairy products

** Milk or dairy products may contain Milk or dairy products

*** Milk or dairy products may contain Milk or dairy products, or have been processed using equipment also used for handling of Milk or dairy products. Milk is known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects and other reproductive harm. Eye protection is required when handling. In the event of a spill contain the liquid, and contact the Environmental Protection Agency if waterway or storm drain contamination is likely or suspected. Non-flammable. Do not feed to infants under 36 months, or consume if pregnant or breastfeeding, except on the advice of a physician. May cause drowsiness: If affected, do not drive or operate heavy machinery. Keep refrigerated below 40°F and discard within two days of opening. Do not freeze. Avoid contact with skin or eyes. In the event of eye contact wash immediately with cold, sterilised water. Suitable for vegetarians; Not suitable for vegans. Parental guidance is recommended for children under 13 years. "Milk" and the "Milk" logo are registered trademarks of Bessy the Happy Cow LLC, a division of the Wayland-Yutani Corporation, Plastics and Industrial Chemicals Division. All rights reserved. By unsealing this package the user indemnifies the Wayland-Yutani Corporation, Plastics and Industrial Chemicals Division against any legal action resulting from injury, loss, or damage, caused by the product or its packaging, or by the Wayland-Yutani Corporation, Plastics and Industrial Chemicals Division, its employees, servants, contractors or agents. Not to be used in any manner or any purpose contrary to the instructions on the label. Milk is packaged by weight, not volume, and some settling of contents may have occurred during transport. For more information, please re-read this small-print.

Somebody needs to turn Bilby off then turn him back on.

Isn’t that called ‘sleep’? Unfortunately this was written in start up mode!

 

[Bomb#20]

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To be fair, should regulations state that items that obviously have allergens in them are not required to provide allergy information?

No. Should the penalty for failing to warn people that butter contains milk be (a) a $25 fine and an order to correct the problem on future packages, or (b) an order to destroy 80,000 pounds of butter?