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DolphinDynasty said:
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One of my favorite co-workers told us in training she got banned from her local Walmart from video footage of no less than 25 "infractions" on a staggered months long investigation.
These infractions included, but are not necessarily limited to: hiding in a clothes rack and murmuring "help me, they're eating me", hiding in a clothes rack and calling out that god had a task for them to perform, for the good of all mankind, hiding in the bathroom and calling out that she had fallen and couldn't get up, and when somebody nocks to then say it was in the sink and could they call the head Leprechaun please, hiding in the clothes rack again and jumping out to shout that 'they' are coming and when asked who "they" is informing the person it was the Blue People from planet NibNob, which is only slightly more scary than the people who ate the apes before Planet of the Apes took over.

And other stuff she wouldn't talk about. This a black chick in her late 30s, with one kid so far.

Boy, that kid is gonna have so much fun growing up!
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How do you jump out of a clothes rack, or even hide in one, if you aren’t younger than 10?
 
Jimmy Higgins said:
DolphinDynasty said:
ZiprHead said:
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One of my favorite co-workers told us in training she got banned from her local Walmart from video footage of no less than 25 "infractions" on a staggered months long investigation.
These infractions included, but are not necessarily limited to: hiding in a clothes rack and murmuring "help me, they're eating me", hiding in a clothes rack and calling out that god had a task for them to perform, for the good of all mankind, hiding in the bathroom and calling out that she had fallen and couldn't get up, and when somebody nocks to then say it was in the sink and could they call the head Leprechaun please, hiding in the clothes rack again and jumping out to shout that 'they' are coming and when asked who "they" is informing the person it was the Blue People from planet NibNob, which is only slightly more scary than the people who ate the apes before Planet of the Apes took over.

And other stuff she wouldn't talk about. This a black chick in her late 30s, with one kid so far.

Boy, that kid is gonna have so much fun growing up!
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How do you jump out of a clothes rack, or even hide in one, if you aren’t younger than 10?
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I don't think the lay is taller than 5 foot, if even, and she's quite thin too. I haven't been inside a Walmart in years, but I recall not being much taller than their clothes racks, at 5'2".
 
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