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4321lynx said:
Yeah. The Notice is in the spirit of the old advice to recruits in the R.A.F. in the UK:

If you see anything lying about, pick it up.
If you can't move it, paint it white.
If it moves, salute it.
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Or the briefs they used to give us pulling into any port that wasn't home.

"...and we caution all sailors to avoid something they call 'the Rum Punch.' It's VERY alcoholic and has been tied to some instances of outrageous behaviors."
(Crew whips out pencils and notepads)
"And tell us, XO, what places SERVE this noxious beverage, that we might avoid it?"
"Oh, any place along the waterfront here, or these clubs near the base, or along this road going from the base to the main beach area..."
(furious scribbling sounds)
 
Keith&Co. said:
4321lynx said:
Yeah. The Notice is in the spirit of the old advice to recruits in the R.A.F. in the UK:

If you see anything lying about, pick it up.
If you can't move it, paint it white.
If it moves, salute it.
Click to expand...
Or the briefs they used to give us pulling into any port that wasn't home.

"...and we caution all sailors to avoid something they call 'the Rum Punch.' It's VERY alcoholic and has been tied to some instances of outrageous behaviors."
(Crew whips out pencils and notepads)
"And tell us, XO, what places SERVE this noxious beverage, that we might avoid it?"
"Oh, any place along the waterfront here, or these clubs near the base, or along this road going from the base to the main beach area..."
(furious scribbling sounds)
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Needless to say, the XO is an idiot! LOL.
 
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