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C_Mucius_Scaevola said:
WAB said:
bilby said:
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Brilliant!

Reminds me of a poem by a ventriloquist:

Roses are red
Violets are blue;
Some poems rhyme.
This one does not.

Of course, the greatest poem ever was written by Steve Martin: Pointy Birds:

Pointy birds,
So pointy pointy;
Anoint my head,
anointy-nointy.
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No, the greatest poem ever written was:

As I was walkin doon the road,
Ah met a coo, a bull by Goad!
(Anon, attrib. McGonnagall)

Followed closely by:
The hen’s a nice bird but the cow is forlorner
Standing in the rain with a leg at each corner.
(Ogden Nash)
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I wold rather slash both my wrists than read or hear poetry! One reason I hate Bob Dylan with a vengeance!
 
angelo said:
C_Mucius_Scaevola said:
No, the greatest poem ever written was:

As I was walkin doon the road,
Ah met a coo, a bull by Goad!
(Anon, attrib. McGonnagall)

Followed closely by:
The hen’s a nice bird but the cow is forlorner
Standing in the rain with a leg at each corner.
(Ogden Nash)
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I wold rather slash both my wrists than read or hear poetry! One reason I hate Bob Dylan with a vengeance!
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Slash your wrists to this. THE greatest poem ever:

As I was going down the stair
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today;
I wish to God he'd go away.

Written, of course, by the immortal Annon.
 
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4321lynx said:
angelo said:
C_Mucius_Scaevola said:
No, the greatest poem ever written was:

As I was walkin doon the road,
Ah met a coo, a bull by Goad!
(Anon, attrib. McGonnagall)

Followed closely by:
The hen’s a nice bird but the cow is forlorner
Standing in the rain with a leg at each corner.
(Ogden Nash)
Click to expand...

I wold rather slash both my wrists than read or hear poetry! One reason I hate Bob Dylan with a vengeance!
Click to expand...

Slash your wrists to this. THE greatest poem ever:

As I was going down the stair
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today;
I wish to God he'd go away.

Written, of course, by the immortal Annon.
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Actually, it's attributed to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Hughes_Mearns
 
A damn poem by Alfred Noyes

Everyone grumbled. The sky was grey.
We had nothing to do and nothing to say.
We were nearing the end of a dismal day,
And then there seemed to be nothing beyond,
Then
Daddy fell into the pond!

And everyone's face grew merry and bright,
And Timothy danced for sheer delight.
"Give me the camera, quick, oh quick!
He's crawling out of the duckweed!" Click!

Then the gardener suddenly slapped his knee,
And doubled up, shaking silently,
And the ducks all quacked as if they were daft,
And it sounded as if the old drake laughed.
Oh, there wasn't a thing that didn't respond
When
Daddy Fell into the pond!
 
Last night I saw upon the stair
A secret agent who wasn’t there
He wasn’t there again today
Oh, how I wish he wasn't CIA.
 
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