Images that make you laugh

[angelo]

 

[4321lynx]

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And he's not even a Masai!!

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[ZiprHead]

Crustation Menstruation Station

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[Patooka]

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That's my morning coffee.

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

 

[Jobar]

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[bilby]

 

[WAB]

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Brilliant!

Reminds me of a poem by a ventriloquist:

Roses are red
Violets are blue;
Some poems rhyme.
This one does not.

Of course, the greatest poem ever was written by Steve Martin: Pointy Birds:

Pointy birds,
So pointy pointy;
Anoint my head,
anointy-nointy.

 

[Iznomneak]

 

[Underseer]

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Aaaaaaaaaaaah! Ketchup on hot dogs!
Blasphemy!

Explanation:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/dining/ct-chicago-ketchup-hot-dog-20150714-story.html
https://www.cnbc.com/2017/07/18/hei...s-with-chicagos-strict-hot-dog-tradition.html

Chicagoans are really persnickety about not putting ketchup on hot dogs. Only the most vile of people put ketchup on hot dogs.

 

[Thomas II]

 

[WAB]

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Aaaaaaaaaaaah! Ketchup on hot dogs!
Blasphemy!

Explanation:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/dining/ct-chicago-ketchup-hot-dog-20150714-story.html
https://www.cnbc.com/2017/07/18/hei...s-with-chicagos-strict-hot-dog-tradition.html

Chicagoans are really persnickety about not putting ketchup on hot dogs. Only the most vile of people put ketchup on hot dogs.

Ketchup on hot dogs is amazing. Mayo is even better. And who really gives a shit about what people in Chicago think?

 

[gmbteach]

 

[C_Mucius_Scaevola]

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Brilliant!

Reminds me of a poem by a ventriloquist:

Roses are red
Violets are blue;
Some poems rhyme.
This one does not.

Of course, the greatest poem ever was written by Steve Martin: Pointy Birds:

Pointy birds,
So pointy pointy;
Anoint my head,
anointy-nointy.

No, the greatest poem ever written was:

As I was walkin doon the road,
Ah met a coo, a bull by Goad!
(Anon, attrib. McGonnagall)

Followed closely by:
The hen’s a nice bird but the cow is forlorner
Standing in the rain with a leg at each corner.
(Ogden Nash)

 

[Deepak]

Aaaaaaaaaaaah! Ketchup on hot dogs!
Blasphemy!

Explanation:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/dining/ct-chicago-ketchup-hot-dog-20150714-story.html
https://www.cnbc.com/2017/07/18/hei...s-with-chicagos-strict-hot-dog-tradition.html

Chicagoans are really persnickety about not putting ketchup on hot dogs. Only the most vile of people put ketchup on hot dogs.

Chicagoans also call bread bowls full of marinara sauce 'pizza'

 

[Underseer]

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Aaaaaaaaaaaah! Ketchup on hot dogs!
Blasphemy!

Explanation:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/dining/ct-chicago-ketchup-hot-dog-20150714-story.html
https://www.cnbc.com/2017/07/18/hei...s-with-chicagos-strict-hot-dog-tradition.html

Chicagoans are really persnickety about not putting ketchup on hot dogs. Only the most vile of people put ketchup on hot dogs.

Ketchup on hot dogs is amazing. Mayo is even better. And who really gives a shit about what people in Chicago think?

You're a monster! *sob* A monster!

 

[Underseer]

Aaaaaaaaaaaah! Ketchup on hot dogs!
Blasphemy!

Explanation:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/dining/ct-chicago-ketchup-hot-dog-20150714-story.html
https://www.cnbc.com/2017/07/18/hei...s-with-chicagos-strict-hot-dog-tradition.html

Chicagoans are really persnickety about not putting ketchup on hot dogs. Only the most vile of people put ketchup on hot dogs.

Chicagoans also call bread bowls full of marinara sauce 'pizza'

Marinara isn't that chunky.


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