-
Features
Images that make you laugh
- Thread starter gmbteach
- Start date
- Joined
- Oct 22, 2002
- Messages
- 42,099
- Location
- Frozen in Michigan
- Gender
- Old Fart
- Basic Beliefs
- Don't be a dick.
angelo
Deleted
- Joined
- Oct 22, 2002
- Messages
- 42,099
- Location
- Frozen in Michigan
- Gender
- Old Fart
- Basic Beliefs
- Don't be a dick.
C_Mucius_Scaevola
Veteran Member
angelo
Deleted
What Red Riding Hood really looked like. No wonder the wolf wanted to eat her!
blastula
Contributor
- Joined
- Apr 13, 2006
- Messages
- 10,021
- Gender
- Late for dinner
- Basic Beliefs
- Gnostic atheist
Sports nuts?
WAB
Veteran Member
Of course. They play with their balls.
hurtinbuckaroo
Contributor
He who smelt it, dealt it.
Keith&Co.
Contributor
- Joined
- Mar 31, 2006
- Messages
- 22,444
- Location
- Far Western Mass
- Gender
- Here.
- Basic Beliefs
- I'm here...
Obviously, if you spend your Sunday painting yourself in team colors, tailgating, watching the game, spending money on emblematics, you're not doing your best to get right with God. You have replaced your religion with false idols.
We got a full-court-press on the topic from the base chaplain one duty day before the Superbowl. Probably the only time in my life i wanted to watch the Superbowl...
Icertainly tried to use sport phrases for the rest of the day.
"Whoa, flag on the play, chief, that's against the rules!"
Telling the chaplain he scored a touchdown with his sermon....
Claimed that i would be vindicated in the instant replay.
Keith&Co.
Contributor
- Joined
- Mar 31, 2006
- Messages
- 22,444
- Location
- Far Western Mass
- Gender
- Here.
- Basic Beliefs
- I'm here...
tiny little anxious dogs that cannot hunt, can't defendyou from a mugger, can't play fetch with manly barbells?
To the fundie, these dogs are indicators of (look a little bit to the left) 'pencil neck weak kneed gutless men.' Or fags. Or males who self-identify as feminists.
- Joined
- Oct 22, 2002
- Messages
- 42,099
- Location
- Frozen in Michigan
- Gender
- Old Fart
- Basic Beliefs
- Don't be a dick.
hurtinbuckaroo
Contributor
Where’d the pirate go?
Can't even play fetch with a frisbee. Just try throwing a frisbee at one and see for yourself. Wait, no, don't. That would kill it.
- Joined
- Oct 22, 2002
- Messages
- 42,099
- Location
- Frozen in Michigan
- Gender
- Old Fart
- Basic Beliefs
- Don't be a dick.
spikepipsqueak
My Brane Hertz
Ankle biters are babies.
Fundies don't like babies?
Then what's all that fuss about abortion?
Thomas II
Contributor
Keith&Co.
Contributor
- Joined
- Mar 31, 2006
- Messages
- 22,444
- Location
- Far Western Mass
- Gender
- Here.
- Basic Beliefs
- I'm here...
well, toddlers. One common use of the term is any child that poses a threat to nothing higher than your ankle, yes.
But it can also mean yippy little dogs
I suspect the fundie who made this sign thinks any man with a teacup poodle MUST be light in the loafers.