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[Jimmy Higgins]

I do not want to receive medical treatment in a country where that is sold!

 

[Thomas II]

The microphone is another puzzler. So you can do karaoke from your sickbed? So the doc can broadcast an appeal for a kidney?
Pretty sure I’d be looking for a different doc if mine showed up equipped like this.

Maybe the gun is to shoot the ducks but why are there bowling pins?

I think my biggest concern as a parent would be those two fake pills. Seem to be just about the perfect size to lodge in the throat and cause the kid to choke. Maybe this is another part of China's plan to destroy the West.

The microphone is another puzzler. So you can do karaoke from your sickbed? So the doc can broadcast an appeal for a kidney?
Pretty sure I’d be looking for a different doc if mine showed up equipped like this.

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I do not want to receive medical treatment in a country where that is sold!

Could this be the "Dick Cheney" Set?

 

[Angry Floof]

I have found religion.

 

[Elixir]

I know it’s not cool to make light of others’ grief, but sometimes there’s a moment of relief from making light of our own.
Mrs Elixir and I have been down a lot lately, but we both laughed at this graphic showing the stages of grief.

 

[ZiprHead]

I have found religion.

"Have you heard the good news about our lord and savior Frog?"

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

We follow the divine Holy Donkey. Hee Hawmen.

 

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

I do not want to receive medical treatment in a country where that is sold!

At least swallow the two giant pills containing broken glass.

 

[Thomas II]

 

[Thomas II]

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[Jayjay]

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Let's say that "all dogs go to heaven" is biblical... you'd think Jesus or Peter or whoever is doing the screening can tell a difference between dogs and humans even if they did happen to die fucking. "Penis in vagina from behind... yup those must be dogs."

But then again, given how much of the Christian religion revolves around sexual mores, and how little of it is biologically accurate, it wouldn't surprise me if that was the biblical difference between humans and dogs.

 

[marc]

 

[Politesse]

They were warned that he would come like a thief in the night....

 

[Angry Floof]

 

[Thomas II]

 

[C_Mucius_Scaevola]

See, that's why the correct form is "a fucking big boat". No ambiguity. Word order is important (unless you're Yoda)!

 

[ZiprHead]

See, that's why the correct form is "a fucking big boat". No ambiguity. Word order is important (unless you're Yoda)!

Maybe Yoda IS god.

 

[bilby]

See, that's why the correct form is "a fucking big boat". No ambiguity. Word order is important (unless you're Yoda)!

Maybe Yoda IS god.

Maybe God, Yoda is, hmm?

 

[Jayjay]

See, that's why the correct form is "a fucking big boat". No ambiguity. Word order is important (unless you're Yoda)!

A lot of misunderstandings could have been avoided if God had employed a proof reader for that long ass-book of his.