Images that make you laugh

[Wiploc]

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I've probably already mentioned this before, but in a college Government class, the lone engineer surrounded by Government majors, there was a discussion about violence being propagated by television. I raised the point, possibly too straight faced, about how violent television must have been in the late 19th/early 20th centuries in America with the lynching and race based violence. Teacher (my second least impressive professor I had in college), noted there was no television back then.

Reminds me of a writing class in which I wrote a persuasive essay about preventing sexually transmitted diseases. I opened by saying that abstinence was absolutely the most certain defense against such diseases, but, "it doesn't work if you use it intermittently."

The professor was dumbfounded. He said something like, "That doesn't... That wouldn't... I can't begin to tell you what's wrong with that sentence."

I liked him. He was a good professor. But he was not my ideal audience.

 

[crazyfingers]

abstinence was absolutely the most certain defense against such diseases, but, "it doesn't work if you use it intermittently."

That statement is absolutely true. Why did he have issues?

 

[James Brown]

Right. Abstinence has much too high a failure rate to be recommended.

 

[Elixir]

 

[James Brown]

 

[marc]

Saw "Babylon 5: The Road Home" last night, and it opened up some possibilities.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Zathras doesn't operate the machine, that'd be Draal. And good luck with that!

 

[gmbteach]

 

[Angry Floof]

I know it's text and not really an image, but this way we get large print.

 

[SLD]

 

[SLD]

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[Elixir]

I think they’re requesting that if you must pee in the ocean, please aim for the deeper water.

 

[Politesse]

There's a sudden dropoff that might endanger waders who aren't expecting to be suddenly in the deep.

 

[Shadowy Man]

If you want me to let you back in the shallow area, you're going to have to do me a favor (nudge, nudge, wink, wink).

 

[LoAmmo]

No one sees an underwater handjob, is how I would take it.

 

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

GOOD NEWS: the water is very warm today.

 

[Thomas II]

 

[Thomas II]

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[jonatha]

Prime beef

 

[Elixir]

Ate.