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I want to go back in time and preform 'Who's on first' at Woodstock, naming bands like The Who, Yes, The Band, The Dead, and whichever else I could work in.
Hey Abbott, have you heard of The Who?
The who? You mean the band?
No, not The Band!
Well who, then?
Yes.
Oh, yes, Lou, I've heard of them.
Who?
Yes.
Yes who???
No, you mean The Guess Who, Lou.
I mean the who, Abbott?
No, The Guess Who!
I gotta guess, Abbott?
Oh forget it, Lou. It's like talking to the dead!
The who?
No, Lou, the dead!
Never heard of 'em...
 
I want to go back in time and preform 'Who's on first' at Woodstock, naming bands like The Who, Yes, The Band, The Dead, and whichever else I could work in.
I believe the Animaniacs did that with The Who, Yes, and maybe even The Band. I haven’t seen it in a very long time but perhaps it can be found on YouTube.

ETA: found it.
 
I want to go back in time and preform 'Who's on first' at Woodstock, naming bands like The Who, Yes, The Band, The Dead, and whichever else I could work in.
Hey Abbott, have you heard of The Who?
The who? You mean the band?
No, not The Band!
Well who, then?
Yes.
Oh, yes, Lou, I've heard of them.
Who?
Yes.
Yes who???
No, you mean The Guess Who, Lou.
I mean the who, Abbott?
No, The Guess Who!
I gotta guess, Abbott?
Oh forget it, Lou. It's like talking to the dead!
The who?
No, Lou, the dead!
Never heard of 'em...
I did this to my daughter when she was young and taking an interest in my music.
Never got around to Bread and Meatloaf.
 
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I want to go back in time and preform 'Who's on first' at Woodstock, naming bands like The Who, Yes, The Band, The Dead, and whichever else I could work in.
Hey Abbott, have you heard of The Who?
The who? You mean the band?
No, not The Band!
Well who, then?
Yes.
Oh, yes, Lou, I've heard of them.
Who?
Yes.
Yes who???
No, you mean The Guess Who, Lou.
I mean the who, Abbott?
No, The Guess Who!
I gotta guess, Abbott?
Oh forget it, Lou. It's like talking to the dead!
The who?
No, Lou, the dead!
Never heard of 'em...
I did this to my daughter when she was young and taking an interest in my music.
Never got around to Bread and Meatloaf.
You realize imma have to do one with Bread and Meatloaf now? Not to mention bread and meatloaf. Damn you!

Followed by Mike & The Mechanics and The Carpenters, with a dash of Men At Work.

Egads, and what about The Police and The Outlaws?

Much work to be done...
 
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https://xkcd.com/1170
Actually, I'll disagree.

Bridges don't burn very well. Everyone's jumping because something very dangerous is coming along.
 
Actually, I'll disagree.

Bridges don't burn very well. Everyone's jumping because something very dangerous is coming along.
Goldstar Bridge, Groton, CT:
View attachment 55608
Heating oil tanker. April 2023.

Bridge of the Americas, Panama:
View attachment 55609
Petroleum Tanker. April 2026.

Las Cruces, NM:
View attachment 55610Gasoline tanker. July 2023.
Bridges don't burn well. They do yield well though, when something is burning under or on them.
 
Actually, I'll disagree.

Bridges don't burn very well. Everyone's jumping because something very dangerous is coming along.
Goldstar Bridge, Groton, CT:
View attachment 55608
Heating oil tanker. April 2023.

Bridge of the Americas, Panama:
View attachment 55609
Petroleum Tanker. April 2026.

Las Cruces, NM:
View attachment 55610Gasoline tanker. July 2023.
Bridges don't burn well.
So, you would stay on the above bridges while everyone else fled, saying "You fools! The bridge is not even on fire! Bridges don't burn well!!"?
 
Actually, I'll disagree.

Bridges don't burn very well. Everyone's jumping because something very dangerous is coming along.
Goldstar Bridge, Groton, CT:
View attachment 55608
Heating oil tanker. April 2023.

Bridge of the Americas, Panama:
View attachment 55609
Petroleum Tanker. April 2026.

Las Cruces, NM:
View attachment 55610Gasoline tanker. July 2023.
Bridges don't burn well.
So, you would stay on the above bridges while everyone else fled, saying "You fools! The bridge is not even on fire! Bridges don't burn well!!"?
None of those pictures show a bridge on fire. They show a bridge with something on it that's on fire. I'm not disagreeing with the basic concept that if everyone's jumping it's probably because a rational evaluation of the situation is that it's the better course of action. I'm just disagreeing with the particular hazard.
 
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