Images that make you laugh

[Thomas II]

 

[Underseer]

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That one is ridiculous looking but also fine work. What is it? Looks like some kind of Fifth Element character, or Alice in Wonderland or something.

I was going to say that it looked like a Victorian-era sex toy.

 

[Underseer]

Well, considering that to many men, all a wedding means is that someone's about to get fucked...

You know why a bride smiles walking down the aisle? She knows she has given her last blowjob.

If you have a problem getting oral sex, I suspect it's because you're not giving it.

This shit is not rocket fucking science. All you have to do is perform for her and never ask for it in return, and 99% of women will eventually guilt themselves into returning the favor.

Learn how to put out, and stop making the rest of us listen to you whine about not getting what you refuse to give. Jokes like this don't make you sound funny, they make you sound like a selfish jerk.

 

[bigfield]

You know why a bride smiles walking down the aisle? She knows she has given her last blowjob.

If you have a problem getting oral sex, I suspect it's because you're not giving it.

This shit is not rocket fucking science. All you have to do is perform for her and never ask for it in return, and 99% of women will eventually guilt themselves into returning the favor.

Learn how to put out, and stop making the rest of us listen to you whine about not getting what you refuse to give. Jokes like this don't make you sound funny, they make you sound like a selfish jerk.

Taking jokes literally and jumping down people's throats must make you fun at parties.

 

[repoman]

It's why we are stuck here at TFT!

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

You know why a bride smiles walking down the aisle? She knows she has given her last blowjob.

If you have a problem getting oral sex, I suspect it's because you're not giving it.

This shit is not rocket fucking science. All you have to do is perform for her and never ask for it in return, and 99% of women will eventually guilt themselves into returning the favor.

Learn how to put out, and stop making the rest of us listen to you whine about not getting what you refuse to give. Jokes like this don't make you sound funny, they make you sound like a selfish jerk.

Thanks for making us aware of George's oral sex fixation. I had completely missed it.

 

[Cheerful Charlie]

 

[Elixir]

 

[blastula]

 

[ZiprHead]

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Imagine what they could do if the US armed them and sent them off to fight IS. Of course, in five years, we would then be overrun by weaponized boars and start another war in the middle east.

 

[bilby]

 

[jonatha]

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Given the author and subject, I'd have expected the date to be April 1st.

(Although John Bacon does appear to be a writer for USA Today....)

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[George S]

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Now I know why they don't eat bacon.

Of course the writer was named Bacon, too.

 

[SLD]

 

[Underseer]

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How dare you compare a patriotic Real American[ent]trade[/ent] to a Nazi? Everyone knows that liberals are the real Nazis. The Nazis even had the word "socialist" in their party name, which proves that modern Republicans are nothing like Nazis! Liberals even want health care! Even if the full name of the Nazi party didn't convince you, the fact that liberals want government health care proves that conservatives are definitely nothing like Nazis! [/conservolibertarian]

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[James Brown]

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It's even worse. If Genesis is accurate, then Abel was killed before he could impregnate any of his sisters.