bilby
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Trump is like the guy trying to sell fire insurance. It's a really expensive policy, and there are no records of any house fires that were not rapidly controlled, with only superficial damage to property, in the last century.
So nobody's buying.
He's dragged out the records of every minor fire, bonfire, and BBQ, and paraded them across the headlines, and still nobody's buying. And now an intern from his insurance company has burned her own house down, with her dog inside. Surely that has to convince people that they need to buy hugely expensive insurance policies?
Meanwhile, Trump walks the streets looking suspicious, carrying a gas can and a box of matches.
Perhaps insurance isn't the issue at all.
So nobody's buying.
He's dragged out the records of every minor fire, bonfire, and BBQ, and paraded them across the headlines, and still nobody's buying. And now an intern from his insurance company has burned her own house down, with her dog inside. Surely that has to convince people that they need to buy hugely expensive insurance policies?
Meanwhile, Trump walks the streets looking suspicious, carrying a gas can and a box of matches.
Perhaps insurance isn't the issue at all.
