SLD
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A real American patriot said:Hi Josh. Sorry to hear about your failed book deal, but I doubt it cost you much moolah. Very few of your supporters have ever bought a book in their lives.
I'll make you an offer that will net you a lot more Benjamins than you'd have gotten for the book. Go on TV with a real human being — take your pick of AOC or Nancy Pelosi — and let her castrate your dick and both balls, and I'll pay whatever the price of your book would have been, just to watch. I think you'll get millions of other real American patriots also willing to pay to watch.
How about it? I don't think you'll miss your puny dick: your idea of sex is probably just to stick your tongue up Trump's butt-hole anyway.
Can I post this to his Senate website? Or will the Capitol police arrest me? That's the funniest thing I've read all day.