A man in a locker room answers a cell phone and puts it on speaker as he dresses. All the other guys can't help but listen.
A woman's voice says, "Honey, I'm at the store looking at that coat again. And it's still $10,000..."
He says, "Well, if it makes you happy, honey, I want you to have it."
She says, "You dear!! I also meant to tell you, the Lexus we were looking at came down in price. I called the dealer and we could get it for 70 grand."
He says, "I know you want that car, so you tell them we'll take it, but we want all the accessories."
She says, "You're a babe!! And since you're in a good mood, that house we toured last month? The realtor told me we could get it for 2.5 million. Be honest -- what do you think, honey?"
He says, "I want you to have that house. You call the realtor as soon as we hang up. And you have a lovely afternoon."
She hangs up. All the guys are looking at him.
He says, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"