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Cremation - the last chance to have a smoking hot body.
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ideologyhunter
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What was Ron Howard hooked on in the 60s?
Opioids.
Opioids.
WAB
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Kirk: Human ears are efficient, not to mention shapely and, sometimes, quite lovely.
Spock: Yes, Captain, but aside from that I cannot see a point to them.
Spock: Yes, Captain, but aside from that I cannot see a point to them.
SLD
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I started a dating site for chickens. It’s not my day job. I do it to make hens meet.
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Or a way to arrange a 'hen party'?
SLD
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I’m so proud of how humble I am. Nobody is better at humility than I.
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I hear you, brother.
I got laid off from the calendar factory where I worked. Apparently I was taking too many days off.
I got laid off from the calendar factory where I worked. Apparently I was taking too many days off.
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I was going to send you all a UDP joke but you probably wouldn't get it.
The problem with UDP jokes is I don’t get half of them
The problem with UDP jokes is I don’t get half of them
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I had a doctor's appointment the other day and he told me I am going deaf.
That news was really hard for me to hear!
That news was really hard for me to hear!
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Thanks, Shecky.
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My doctor called me today and said, "I've got bad news, and I've got even worse news."
"What's the bad news?"
He said, "Your test results came back and you've got a rare tropical disease. You only have 24 hours to live."
"That's terrible," I said. "What's the worse news?"
He said,
"What's the bad news?"
He said, "Your test results came back and you've got a rare tropical disease. You only have 24 hours to live."
"That's terrible," I said. "What's the worse news?"
He said,
"I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."
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How do chatbots eat pizza?
One byte at a time.
One byte at a time.
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You're so old your social security number is 1.
You're so old when you leave the museum of natural history the alarm goes off.
You're so old you asked Jesus if he wanted soup or salad.
You're so old when you leave the museum of natural history the alarm goes off.
You're so old you asked Jesus if he wanted soup or salad.
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You’re so old, when you were born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
You’re so old, you burp dust.
Your so old that your first job was to help invent fire.
You’re so old, you burp dust.
Your so old that your first job was to help invent fire.