A couple stutter jokes.
A cope asks "Whats your name, boy?"
"P-p-p-pet-pet-Peter, Sir" He replied.
"Do you have a stutter?" Asked the Cop kindly.
He answered "No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who filled out my Birth Certificate was an asshole."
A big muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store... ..and asks, “W-w-w-what’s y-y-your L-l-lay a-a-away p-p-policy?”
The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing. The man repeats himself: “W-w-w whats y-y-your L-l-lay a-a-away p-p-policy?”
Again, the clerk doesnt answer him. The guy asks several more times: “W-w-w-whats y-y-your L-l-lay a-a-away p-p-policy?”
And the clerk just seems to ignore him. Finally, the guy is angry and storms off.
The customer who was waiting in line behind the guy asks the clerk, “Why wouldnt you answer that guy’s question, that's just mean?” The clerk answers, “D-d-do you th-th-th-think I w-w-w-want to get m-m-m-m-m-y ass k-k-k-icked?!!”
One day, a guy with a horrible stuttering problem went to his doctor. "D-d-d-docter, is t-t-t-there anything t-t-that you c-c-c-can do for my stuttering?"
"Hop on to the table, and I'll give you an exam."
After the physical was over, the doctor told his patient that he thought he knew what the cause of his problem was.
"It seems that your penis is too long. There is a simple surgery that can be done to correct it, but your sex life might be greatly affected."
"I d-d-d-don't c-c-c-care. I'll d-d-d-do anyt-t-thing it t-t-takes."
So the man went in for surgery, and it was sucessful. He came back into the doctor's office a couple of weeks later.
"Doctor, I don't stutter anymore, but my girlfriend's really mad at me. Do you think that there's any way to get it reattached?"
"I d-d-d-don't t-t-t-think s-s-s-so"
Two men go fishing, One has a stutter.
The man with a stutter says “shh ssshhh sshh”. The other man says “what is it, did you catch a fish”? The stuttering man continues to make ssshhh noises, the other man says “spit it out”.
The stuttering man says “ssshhh ship!!” Before the 2nd man can react a ship crashes into their boat.
Months later they both have recovered and go on another fishing trip. The stuttering man again starts saying “ssshhh”. The 2nd man starts panicking thinking he’s going to get hurt again, and so he jumps out of the boat as fast as he can.
The stuttering man says “sshhh sshhh Shark!!”
Yeah, I know it's more than a couple.
