Tigers!
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A blonde getting so tired of all the blonde jokes, decided to dye her hair brown.
Going for a drive in the country with her new hair, she saw a shepherd with a large flock of sheep.
She said to the farmer "If I can guess the size of your flock will you give me one to take home?" The shepherd agreed.
She looked at the flock, counting on her fingers and said "382". The shepherd was shocked that she got it right. She picked up a sheep and started walking to her car.
The shepherd called out, "If I can guess your real hair colour can I have my dog back?"
Going for a drive in the country with her new hair, she saw a shepherd with a large flock of sheep.
She said to the farmer "If I can guess the size of your flock will you give me one to take home?" The shepherd agreed.
She looked at the flock, counting on her fingers and said "382". The shepherd was shocked that she got it right. She picked up a sheep and started walking to her car.
The shepherd called out, "If I can guess your real hair colour can I have my dog back?"