ideologyhunter
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A man calls his doctor. He says, "My son came and talked with me, and the way he describes it, I think he has the clap."
The doctor says, "Little Joey?"
The man says, "He isn't little anymore. He was screwing the cleaning lady."
The doctor says, "Well, legally, we have to track down all the carriers. So you bring little Joey and the cleaning lady in here, and I'll treat both of them."
The man says, "And, uh, I screwed her too, and I think I have it."
The doctor says, "All right. All three of you come in for treatment."
The man says, "And, um, I think my wife has symptoms, too."
The doctor says, "Jesus Christ!! Now we all have it!!"
The doctor says, "Little Joey?"
The man says, "He isn't little anymore. He was screwing the cleaning lady."
The doctor says, "Well, legally, we have to track down all the carriers. So you bring little Joey and the cleaning lady in here, and I'll treat both of them."
The man says, "And, uh, I screwed her too, and I think I have it."
The doctor says, "All right. All three of you come in for treatment."
The man says, "And, um, I think my wife has symptoms, too."
The doctor says, "Jesus Christ!! Now we all have it!!"