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[ideologyhunter]

A man calls his doctor. He says, "My son came and talked with me, and the way he describes it, I think he has the clap."
The doctor says, "Little Joey?"
The man says, "He isn't little anymore. He was screwing the cleaning lady."
The doctor says, "Well, legally, we have to track down all the carriers. So you bring little Joey and the cleaning lady in here, and I'll treat both of them."
The man says, "And, uh, I screwed her too, and I think I have it."
The doctor says, "All right. All three of you come in for treatment."
The man says, "And, um, I think my wife has symptoms, too."
The doctor says, "Jesus Christ!! Now we all have it!!"

 

[ideologyhunter]

I got the Pizza Hut app mixed up with grindr.
Now there's a ten inch Meat Lover coming over and I don't know what to expect.

 

[ideologyhunter]

Little Eddie comes inside from playing with his pals. He says to his grandma, "What's it called when two people are sleeping in the same bedroom, and one is on top of the other?"
Grandma says, "You're too young to be asking. Who told you to say that?"
Eddie says, "Well, Tony says it happens in his house."
Grandma thinks and says, "All right. I'll teach you the real word for it, and it won't be the words your playmates use. It is called intercourse. So now you know."Eddie goes back outside. About a half hour later he comes back and says, "Grandma, it's not called innercourse. It's called bunk beds. And Tony's mom wants to talk to you."