If this is a true replica of the 'ark' then surely people would realise that two of every animal couldn't possibly fit into it.
This is a true replica of the Ark, as it appears in The Children's Big Book of Bible Stories.
If this is a true replica of the 'ark' then surely people would realise that two of every animal couldn't possibly fit into it.
If this is a true replica of the 'ark' then surely people would realise that two of every animal couldn't possibly fit into it.
This is a true replica of the Ark, as it appears in The Children's Big Book of Bible Stories.
If this is a true replica of the 'ark' then surely people would realise that two of every animal couldn't possibly fit into it.
I've having this discussion with a fundy. He thins all the animals would fit. So we are going to do the calculation together. Problem is I'm not sure to start? I know others have done it, but If I were to do it from scratch how would I do it?
I calculated the circumference of the ship, figured the area of three decks. As i recall, it came out to 18 high school basketball courts in floorspace.
Then figure a year's worth of food for an elephant would be, what, 350 tons of plant. You and fundy will have to decide if there was one or three species of elephants, and whether or not they were clean, so there could be anywhere from two elephants to fourteen to forty two, and see how much food could be crammed into a baskeball court. And that's just for elephants.... Then there's all the ungulates... Dogs and wolves and foxes.... Decide which are 'clean' and how much food they need for a year...
Ultimately, the fundy will handwave everything away by saying stupid shit like, "Well, God changed the animals' digestive systems and metabolism so they don't need as much food and water as normal. Also, God made animal farts and manure odorless, so the smell is not a problem." They have an "answer" for everything.
Ultimately, the fundy will handwave everything away by saying stupid shit like, "Well, God changed the animals' digestive systems and metabolism so they don't need as much food and water as normal. Also, God made animal farts and manure odorless, so the smell is not a problem." They have an "answer" for everything.
I think this is the way it's going to go. I started briefly with elephants and they responded by saying the elephants were babies.
With the world being wiped clean, just fresh mud after the flood what did the newly disembarked animals eat? What did the tigers and tyranosauruses eat?
With the world being wiped clean, just fresh mud after the flood what did the newly disembarked animals eat? What did the tigers and tyranosauruses eat?
Presumably the tigers ate the tyrannosaurs - that would explain why there are no tyrannosaurs left now.
I expect that God re-embiggened the tigers first, because a full sized tyrannosaur would be a big challenge for a tiger.
Plants. THey weren't alive to the authors of the OT. PLenty of plants live under the water.... So they just sort of got water-logged for a while.With the world being wiped clean, just fresh mud after the flood what did the newly disembarked animals eat? What did the tigers and tyranosauruses eat?
Plants. THey weren't alive to the authors of the OT. PLenty of plants live under the water.... So they just sort of got water-logged for a while.With the world being wiped clean, just fresh mud after the flood what did the newly disembarked animals eat? What did the tigers and tyranosauruses eat?
Thus the olive branch was avalable and recognizable as an olive branch when the waters receded.
Miracling away impossibilities while pretending the flood story makes sense is YECism in a nutshell. On the one hand, they like to pretend it's all sciencey and shit by talking about vapor canopies and how the animals on the Ark were genetically diverse to prevent inbreeding problems afterward, how baraminology reduces the number of species needed on board the ark etc. to simply magicking away the impossible (Noah took on board itsy bitsy little baby animals and God used his magic to keep them that way so they'd all fit onboard and wouldn't need to eat too much food).God could have had Noah saved by riding in a giant goldfish's mouth, or the snail on Dr. Doolittle, or a chariot pulled by seahorses. If you need to miracle away the impossibilities, then just do so and don't pretend the story makes sense.
Perhaps the animals were put into cryogenic suspension or some sort of stasis field so they didn't need to poo or eat. In order to make them all fit, they were miniaturized.
In order that Noah got every species possible, God gave him a big book about zoology with pictures of all the animals, even the species that mimic each other. Maybe he would need samples of their DNA to be sure some animals weren't pretending to be something else in order to get a free ride. As for what do the carnivores eat while prey animals build up a sufficient population after leaving the ark? Maybe some sort of temporary predator-friendly fast food establishments? Or God just magics them so they are happy to eat soggy plants for a while?
Plausible?
Perhaps the animals were put into cryogenic suspension or some sort of stasis field so they didn't need to poo or eat. In order to make them all fit, they were miniaturized.
In order that Noah got every species possible, God gave him a big book about zoology with pictures of all the animals, even the species that mimic each other. Maybe he would need samples of their DNA to be sure some animals weren't pretending to be something else in order to get a free ride. As for what do the carnivores eat while prey animals build up a sufficient population after leaving the ark? Maybe some sort of temporary predator-friendly fast food establishments? Or God just magics them so they are happy to eat soggy plants for a while?
Plausible?
I had a wizard in AD&D who had a spell to allow him to absorb the traits of every animal and plant alive, reissuing them as necessary. Trees that grew and fermented fruits inside the trunk, so every autumn you tapped a living keg.Perhaps the animals were put into cryogenic suspension or some sort of stasis field so they didn't need to poo or eat. In order to make them all fit, they were miniaturized.
In order that Noah got every species possible, God gave him a big book about zoology with pictures of all the animals, even the species that mimic each other. Maybe he would need samples of their DNA to be sure some animals weren't pretending to be something else in order to get a free ride. As for what do the carnivores eat while prey animals build up a sufficient population after leaving the ark? Maybe some sort of temporary predator-friendly fast food establishments? Or God just magics them so they are happy to eat soggy plants for a while?
Plausible?
I love threads like this. We start with story about a man who survives a flood because he has a boat. It's the kind of thing that is happening everyday, somewhere on this planet. In this case, the story got embellished a little. Okay, maybe a lot. Whatever really happened, this particular flood certainly left an impression on everybody in the general vicinity. The story, as it has survived is incredible on the face of it. Even the limited zoology of the middle east would quickly swamp any boat that could be built with the available time and technology. Of course, building a boat with no propulsion or steering system simplifies things. All Noah had to do was build a "carpenter's boat," which is otherwise known as a waterproof box.
I think we can concede someone survived a flood in some kind of boat. Maybe he had his family with him. Maybe a few sheep and goats. Totally plausible, but once we establish the first impossibility, any additional impossibilities are superfluous.