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T

Live And Let Diet

Bond's next villain knows how Goldfinger died, and become a little unbalanced in fear of a similar fate. He travels in an almost-constantly airborne plane, but has made himself far too fat to get blown out the few windows.
Part of MI6's plan involves replacing his food with a Q-branch catering: Food th at takes more calories to digest than it provides. Q tells Bond, 'If we could market this, the LA sales alone would pay off that last car you destroyed in about three years.'
Bond threatens to shove a harmless canoli up his ass.
Moneypenny grabs a platter of eclairs....
 
W

The Wangriest Man In Brooklyn

After years of failed relationships and teasing, due to the smallness of his dick, and the prematurity of his ejeculations, Marty may not have thought enough when offered the genie's wish. Now he's never soft, never ignored, but never, ever again going thru a revolving door.
 
Z

Love is a Zany Splendored Thing - A romantic comedy about a bunch of eccentrics who enjoy magnificent clothes and food.
 
A

Insomni
A man with multiple personalities, each with a different sleep disorder, so all of them are up all night. Robin Williams a perfect casting choice, able to give the impression of four individuals singing in chorus out off one mouth.
1-4: 'Isomni-AY! Insomni-AH! Insomni-HEY! Insomni-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!'
5: 'Quiet! Some of are trying to....'
3: 'To what?'
1: 'Yeah, what?'
4: 'Finish the sentence, I dare you.'
 
B

Breast In Show

A very buxom middle aged woman has breast reduction surgery and can't stop showing off her new chest. Hilarity ensues as her new habit become troublesome for her family.

Acadamy award winner for the theme song by Rodney Carrington - Don't Look Now, Momma's Got Her Boobs Out
 
C

Live And Let Dice

There are a host of video and tabletop games based on the Bond movies. This movie is inspired by the games in the manner of an English novel, translated to Japanese, translated back to English.

The characters carry dice, roll their interactions, shots, and escapes, and select dialogue from a menu.
"Hello Mr. Bond. Would you like to:
A) seduce me (know that my loyalty to the boss will mean a -5 to your seduction roll)
B) discuss something from our catalog, fishing for a clue
C) get directions to the mens room
D) discuss the secret organization to which i secretly belong
E) attempt a triple entendre that adds +6 to any roll above?"

Q branch discusses tools in terms of Bond's or anyone else's rolls.
"Minus ten to any attempt to hit you."
"Plus five to any initiative roll."
"Plus seven to any roll to save against poisons, toxins, serums, or Ukranian cooking."
 
F

Muppets ROM Space

The Matrix gets a little squirrelly one day, when Neo (bored and drunk) manages to plug in a solid state drive with every character from every Muppet Show. They land in Manhattan in a pirate ship rigged for soace travel. People start spontaneously shaking off the programming because the machines' offered reality is now too unreal to be accepted.

Agents of the Matrix can, with difficulty, defeat the characters, but they always come back, because they live on Read Only Memory.
 
J

Good Will Hjunting

Boston students of Old Norse history feel the city government is not meeting tge needs of the people in the pandemic. They dress up in Viking costumes for a military takeover of the metropolitan area.
Fourteen dead.
Not from the hjunta, but from well-meaning but historically blind idiots insisting "You should have horns on your helmets, it'd be more authentic."
 
K

Pill Bill

David Carradine stars as Dr. William Fielgud, a corrupt Kentucky practitioner who writes more than 30,000 prescriptions for Oxycontin in a town of 5000 people.
 
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