DrZoidberg
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A friend who's kid got leukemia as a teenager and got over it, has the online handle "Dying Man". Ouch. That's so damn dark. He got it when he literally was dying.
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If you fart in space you move forward.
ideologyhunter
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He who snorted it, teleported it.
Elixir
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No, you just stink up your space suit. If you're not contained in a space suit, you're already dead.
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Yeah, one of the boys I look after (because he lost his mother at age 3) was being particularly lazy one day, aged six. I said "What did your last slave die of?
"Cancer."
Well played, sir. Well played.
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My wife's younger sister died of leukemia when my wife was a young teenager. Her parents never talked to her about what was going on but she knew it was serious. Then came the day the hearse pulled up to take her dead sister away. Still no explanation. This has fucked her up to this day.
SLD
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Society progresses one funeral at a time.
Elixir
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You mean I just pwned Neil DeGrasse Tyson??
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If you die and get cremated, you can be put into an hourglass and still be included in family game night.
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DrZoidberg
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I was listening to a lesbian feminist podcast this morning and I got this sound bite from a random American lesbian, on the topic of creating the perfect lesbian separatist community.
"I don't believe in utopianism. We're too different. This country was founded by people whose utopian vision means that me prospering is their failure."
Her message was that lesbians are as bad as straight people at making communities work for the same reasons.
"I don't believe in utopianism. We're too different. This country was founded by people whose utopian vision means that me prospering is their failure."
Her message was that lesbians are as bad as straight people at making communities work for the same reasons.
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In Canada, they would be "Displeased With The Machine."
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Most every fruit is juiced. We have apple juice, orange juice, pineapple juice, cranberry juice, mango juice, and so on. Plus many fruits are combined to make new juices, like cranapple juice, etc.
How come there is no banana juice?
How come there is no banana juice?
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And we have canola oil from crushing canola seeds, coconut oil from crushing coconuts, olive oil from crushing olives, sesame oil from crushing sesame seeds, etc. but who is it that makes baby oil?
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Trumps' border patrol.
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Media reports that people in Dubai would not understand the humor in the Flintstones, but I know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi do.
SLD
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2,000 years from now archeologists will mine Facebook posts to understand what life was like at the start of the third millennium.
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The whole purpose of golf is to play less golf.