Profound Thoughts

[Atheos]

Eat one live toad first thing every morning and it's almost a cinch you'll experience nothing worse the rest of the day.

 

[Elixir]

Pop one peyote button in your mouth, munch down on it a couple of times and you can look from horizon to horizon, eat anything you see and it will taste better.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Eat one live toad first thing every morning and

...nothing worse will happen to either of you for the rest of the day.

 

[ideologyhunter]

The candle dreams in the echo of a silence. Exalt, o fire spirit.
Selah, salami.

 

[WAB]

The vulture of dawn eats the pits of yesterday. Shantih, sooth, stuff, more stuff.

 

[ideologyhunter]

Lone daisy, echoed by mirrors into prairie. Silent, O aromatic fantasia. Woe! And yet more stuff, too.

 

[WAB]

A yawn is a breath without hope.

 

[ruby sparks]

"No one works harder than the ant, and she says nothing'.

 

[WAB]

The ant's a centaur in his dragon world. - Ezra Pound

 

[Elixir]

Lone daisy, echoed by mirrors into prairie. Silent, O aromatic fantasia. Woe! And yet more stuff, too.

Since when are Dodge Chargers silent?

 

[ruby sparks]

"The second sign of madness is hairs growing from the palm of your hand".

 

[Elixir]

"The second sign of madness is hairs growing from the palm of your hand".

That one always reminds me of a previous neighbor ... a firefighter. Had a kid about six yrs old who put his hand on a woodburning stove and seared his palm off. They grafted some skin from elsewhere and the kid had hair on his palms evermore.
Oh wait, that's true but not funny. Never mind.

 

[OLDMAN]

The universe is just energy, changing it's form.

 

[ruby sparks]

"The second sign of madness is hairs growing from the palm of your hand".

That one always reminds me of a previous neighbor ... a firefighter. Had a kid about six yrs old who put his hand on a woodburning stove and seared his palm off. They grafted some skin from elsewhere and the kid had hair on his palms evermore.
Oh wait, that's true but not funny. Never mind.

I assume you know what the first sign of madness is?

 

[WAB]

"The second sign of madness is hairs growing from the palm of your hand".

That one always reminds me of a previous neighbor ... a firefighter. Had a kid about six yrs old who put his hand on a woodburning stove and seared his palm off. They grafted some skin from elsewhere and the kid had hair on his palms evermore.
Oh wait, that's true but not funny. Never mind.

I assume you know what the first sign of madness is?

Trying to give yourself a pearl necklace?

 

[ZiprHead]

Are mashed potatoes just Irish guacamole?

 

[Atheos]

"The second sign of madness is hairs growing from the palm of your hand".

That one always reminds me of a previous neighbor ... a firefighter. Had a kid about six yrs old who put his hand on a woodburning stove and seared his palm off. They grafted some skin from elsewhere and the kid had hair on his palms evermore.
Oh wait, that's true but not funny. Never mind.

I assume you know what the first sign of madness is?

I haven't had time to look it up. I've been too busy checking my palms to see if there was any hair growing there.

 

[WAB]

I assume you know what the first sign of madness is?

I haven't had time to look it up. I've been too busy checking my palms to see if there was any hair growing there.

Well, the problem is that your eyesight starts to go kerflooey along with the hair growth, so what's happening is you can't SEE the hair. Have you tried feeling for it? If you feel any, cut your hands off immediately and begin praying...

Wait...

 

[ruby sparks]

I assume you know what the first sign of madness is?

I haven't had time to look it up. I've been too busy checking my palms to see if there was any hair growing there.

Oh no! That's the first sign!

Does anyone know what the third sign is?

 

[Elixir]

"The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense."

- Tom Clancy