Profound Thoughts

[ZiprHead]

When Donald Trump starts gasping and wheezing from covid-19, I'm going to make it my ring tone.

 

[Elixir]

When Donald Trump starts gasping and wheezing from covid-19, I'm going to make it my ring tone.

When Donald Trump starts gasping and wheezing from covid-19 it will be the most highly guarded secret in the history of this Country.

 

[Jayjay]

When Donald Trump starts gasping and wheezing from covid-19, I'm going to make it my ring tone.

When Donald Trump starts gasping and wheezing from covid-19 it will be the most highly guarded secret in the history of this Country.

Made easy by the fact that it's nearly indistinguishable from his regular gasping and wheezing.

 

[ZiprHead]

Even on Gilligan's Island they listened to the professor and not the millionaire.

 

[ZiprHead]

Dumplings imply the existence of a large dumple.

Props to Bilby.

 

[Atheos]

Replace the "W" with "T" in What, When and Where and you have the answer to each one.

 

[Elixir]

Replace the "W" with "T" in What, When and Where and you have the answer to each one.

Why?

 

[bilby]

Replace the "W" with "T" in What, When and Where and you have the answer to each one.

Why?

Thy.

 

[ideologyhunter]

Whither?

 

[Atheos]

Thither.

 

[ideologyhunter]

You're a wit.

 

[bilby]

You're a wit.

Wotally.

 

[Atheos]

If you put four doors in your chicken coop does that make it a chicken sedan?

 

[ZiprHead]

If you put four doors in your chicken coop does that make it a chicken sedan?

Or saloon if you're in Britain.

 

[Keith&Co.]

If "Karen" is truly equivalent to the N-bomb, there would be such a thing as a "Karen-lover" insult. A suggestion that being in Karen-tine\(*\) lessens one by contagion.

But i have never seen anyone scorned merely for association with a Karen, or a privilege of Karens. The only people to promote ire for being a friend of a Karen are other Karens.

Thus, the term cannot be held yo be anything NEAR the same as the dreaded N-word. So, no, you don't get to appropriate that attention, or clout, either.


\(* Apologies to Glen Cook fans\)

 

[Cheerful Charlie]

Politics, as a practise, whatever its professions, has always been the systematic organization of hatreds.



Henry Brooks Adams

 

[SLD]

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

 

[bilby]

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

...and it's invariably terminal.

 

[Atheos]

I refuse to tiptoe though life only to arrive safely at death.

 

[ZiprHead]

Hell hath no fury like a white person mildly inconvenienced.