Things that make you laugh...

[ideologyhunter]

In the UK recently there's been a wave of SuBo porn (porn videos with Susan Boyle, or a perfect lookalike.) The include Idols Made of Clunge, Baggin the Boyler, Boyle on the Bell End, A Shag in the Loo, Growler in the Bog, Cream on the Jubblies, Thrashing Her Thrupney Bits, SuBo Has Meat & 2 Veg, Reaming the Chunnel, Doggin the Diva, Back Stage Knob Solos, Gargling with Baby Batter, Now That's an Arse, and Snufflin' the Bollocks. I'm told that Brit porn, like Brit humor, doesn't always work for Yanks... oh, yeah, there's also Yank on the Bell End.

 

[James Brown]

"If it's on the Internet, there's porn of it..."

 

[Keith&Co.]

"If it's on the Internet, there's porn of it..."

And if there isn't, someone else on the internet will ask, "Hey, has anyone ever seen any Tetris porn?" and someone will take that as a challenge and reply, "Give me a couple days..."

 

[Angry Floof]

"If it's on the Internet, there's porn of it..."

And if there isn't, someone else on the internet will ask, "Hey, has anyone ever seen any Tetris porn?" and someone will take that as a challenge and reply, "Give me a couple days..."

I'm not going to click the links but these results look promising for such a search.

https://www.google.com/search?q=Tet...rn&aqs=chrome..69i57&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

 

[ZiprHead]

"If it's on the Internet, there's porn of it..."

And if there isn't, someone else on the internet will ask, "Hey, has anyone ever seen any Tetris porn?" and someone will take that as a challenge and reply, "Give me a couple days..."

I'm not going to click the links but these results look promising for such a search.

https://www.google.com/search?q=Tet...rn&aqs=chrome..69i57&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

That search will forever be in your history.

 

[Keith&Co.]

"If it's on the Internet, there's porn of it..."

And if there isn't, someone else on the internet will ask, "Hey, has anyone ever seen any Tetris porn?" and someone will take that as a challenge and reply, "Give me a couple days..."

I'm not going to click the links but these results look promising for such a search.

https://www.google.com/search?q=Tet...rn&aqs=chrome..69i57&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

Actually, i was bragging.
This one is mine:
http://games.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600083933
Nothing hard core...

 

[Loren Pechtel]

I'm not going to click the links but these results look promising for such a search.

https://www.google.com/search?q=Tet...rn&aqs=chrome..69i57&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

That search will forever be in your history.

I can imagine what someone would think of my Google search history. There have been a lot of searches related to answering questions on worldbuilding.stackoverflow.com. A fair number of these involve various lethal things.

 

[Keith&Co.]

A team member is on super whamodyne pain killers for his back today.

My supervisor is TERRIFIED he’s going to accidentally delete a month or a year’s worth of work on a project while...enhanced. Can't send him home as he's got less vacation time than I do.

“I’m going to a meeting, don’t do ANYTHING while you’re high.”

“You mean don’t do anything stupid?”

“I KNOW WHAT I SAID!”

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[James Brown]

I couldn't help but overhear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night.

One of the guys says to his buddy: "You look tired."
His friend says: "Man I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I do it all the time.
She's after me 3 and 4 times a day. I just don't know what to do."

An older fellow sitting a couple of stools down, also overheard the conversation.
He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says: "Marry her.
That'll put a stop to it.".

 

[Keith&Co.]

So, the new guy mentioned a visit to his grandfather, who is suffering from Alzheimer's. Newguy said he really, really fears developing that some day.

I do what I always do in Alzheimer's discussions: I said, "Yeah, that's what you said yesterday, when you told us this story."

What's great is EVERYONE in the group agreed. "Yeah, same story."
"I thought this sounded familiar."
"I was thinking there was a new ending, so this is background material."

Quite the impressive eye-bugging expression.... I'll treasure that memory as I'm burning in the Lake of Fire...

 

[George S]

So, the new guy mentioned a visit to his grandfather, who is suffering from Alzheimer's. Newguy said he really, really fears developing that some day.

I do what I always do in Alzheimer's discussions: I said, "Yeah, that's what you said yesterday, when you told us this story."

What's great is EVERYONE in the group agreed. "Yeah, same story."
"I thought this sounded familiar."
"I was thinking there was a new ending, so this is background material."

Quite the impressive eye-bugging expression.... I'll treasure that memory as I'm burning in the Lake of Fire...

You have a deviant mind. You probably take that as a compliment.

 

[Keith&Co.]

You have a deviant mind. You probably take that as a compliment.

I'd say it was an independently verified observation.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Ran to Walmart over lunch for prescriptions.

Um... Wow.

There's a sign in the entry, selling some game with Yoshi, the little green lizard from Mario. I've never played any Mario games, but even I know who Yoshi is. It did strike me that the green text for the game's name doesn't do well on the background they chose. Kinda blurs. But, hey, maybe that's just my eyesight problems.

On my way out, there's a bit of excitement at the entrance. Some woman is screaming about the anti-Christain bias, about the anti-Christ, about evolution... I wander over to see what set her off.

Evidently she thought the sign said Yeshua. Now, she's pissed that:
-They made a sign about Jesus but didn't use the King James spelling
-They are implying that Jesus was a dinosaur


Wanted to stay for the inevitable take-down, but the clock was running, had to get back to work.

 

[ZiprHead]

Christian bitches be crazy.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Once more, I am told that atheism is stupid because we define ourselves as what we are NOT. "That's not a positive! How can you define yourself if it's not positive?"

"Anthony, you're a Protestant. You define yourself by what you're protesting against... If that's stupid, you're just as stupid as I am."

"I'm not Protestant! I'm BAPTIST!"

"I stand corrected, Anthony. You're a lot dumber than I am..."

 

[WAB]

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A DOE

Unbearably lovely music is heard as the curtain rises, and we see the woods on a summer afternoon. A fawn dances on and nibbles slowly at some leaves. He drifts lazily through the soft foliage. Soon he starts coughing and drops dead.

- A tale by Woody Allen.

 

[ZiprHead]

1. Go to Google

2. Search for Thanos

3. Click on the Infinity Glove

 

[Keith&Co.]

Two of my sons hate each other. Absodamnedlutely hate.
Naturally, as a loving father, my mind goes straight to wondering how i can use this for my amusement.

I think i will make my oldest son the executor of my will. And to the youngest, i shall bequeath my near-mint -condition Deadpool katana set that i won at a comic convention.
I did not win a pair of Deadpool katanas. But long after i am gone....

"Hey, dipwad, where are Dad's swords?"
"Dude, no one can find Dad's swords."
"Uh huh. So you don't mind if i look thru your basement?"
"Yes!"
"So you have something to hide!"

 

[ZiprHead]

You, sir, at definitely evil.