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This makes me laugh. Apparently Zipr has hired some Chinese webmaster to fine tune the details of this forum:

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I am apparently at risk.

My son works at a dispensary and yesterday was at Intake.
He would not allow a guy into the marijuana store with a license that expired two years ago. The guy got upset, and threatened, "Where's your father?! I'm going to go kick his ass!"
Threatened my 26 year old son with kicking my ass.
From his wheelchair.
 
I am staying at the KOA in Sallisaw.
One of my neighbors seemed to be carrying two kids, a boy about 6 and a toddler girl. They turned out to be life-size dolls. She posed them on various play spots in the campground. Then she took them into the showers and washed them up. The campground host wondered at her behavior and inquired as to whether they could have copies of her photos to use as advertising. It turns out she is a nurse trainer who had two anatomically correct dummies to use for practice injections and so on. As she drove away the "boy" was in the passenger seat. She seems to treat them as her children. The host and I did have a laugh at her behavior. "It takes all kinds."
 
Keith&Co. said:
I am apparently at risk.

My son works at a dispensary and yesterday was at Intake.
He would not allow a guy into the marijuana store with a license that expired two years ago. The guy got upset, and threatened, "Where's your father?! I'm going to go kick his ass!"
Threatened my 26 year old son with kicking my ass.
From his wheelchair.
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So, we've looked, but there's no real way to make the house ADA compliant for the amount of money we're willing to spend on it. Which is, at this time, zip.
So, maybe I'll put a sign in the yard? "Call ahead for wheelchair-friendly ass-kicking in the driveway."

Or, i can meet him somewhere? Like two steps inside any dispensary?
 
Keith&Co. said:
Keith&Co. said:
I am apparently at risk.

My son works at a dispensary and yesterday was at Intake.
He would not allow a guy into the marijuana store with a license that expired two years ago. The guy got upset, and threatened, "Where's your father?! I'm going to go kick his ass!"
Threatened my 26 year old son with kicking my ass.
From his wheelchair.
Click to expand...

So, we've looked, but there's no real way to make the house ADA compliant for the amount of money we're willing to spend on it. Which is, at this time, zip.
So, maybe I'll put a sign in the yard? "Call ahead for wheelchair-friendly ass-kicking in the driveway."

Or, i can meet him somewhere? Like two steps inside any dispensary?
Click to expand...

Do all the potheads in town know you, or just that one guy?
 
Arctish said:
Keith&Co. said:
Keith&Co. said:
I am apparently at risk.

My son works at a dispensary and yesterday was at Intake.
He would not allow a guy into the marijuana store with a license that expired two years ago. The guy got upset, and threatened, "Where's your father?! I'm going to go kick his ass!"
Threatened my 26 year old son with kicking my ass.
From his wheelchair.
Click to expand...

So, we've looked, but there's no real way to make the house ADA compliant for the amount of money we're willing to spend on it. Which is, at this time, zip.
So, maybe I'll put a sign in the yard? "Call ahead for wheelchair-friendly ass-kicking in the driveway."

Or, i can meet him somewhere? Like two steps inside any dispensary?
Click to expand...

Do all the potheads in town know you, or just that one guy?
Click to expand...
Not even that guy! I have no idea who this is!
And he's, like, five fucking towns away!

I hope he tracks me down soon, though, the suspense is killing me.
 
I, wait, what?

So, an Essex barrister was stopped four times in one day by people, keeping her from doing her job. Three members of the staff assumed she was a defendant, one citizen assumed she was a journalist.
But what got me was in the article...

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That line, "arrived on Wednesday (local time)"

Wednesday.
Local.
Time.

Is there another calendar running, somewhere, that the day of the week DIFFERS??? I mean, i realize that the last six months all run together, and i have sometimes needed to research what fucking day of the week it actually was ("Honey? Is today pants?" "For the last time, yes, wear pants!"), and i have spent 40 years sometimes having to convert between local and Zulu TIME...

But Local Wednesday is spinning me a tizzy.
 
The typesetter left out the copyist's "9am".

Personally I wonder why the copyist thought everybody wouldn't assume local time...

ETA or maybe it was an autocorrectism
 
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