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Now THAT'S funny.
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Okay. Just this once I'll be a cat person.
marc
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Best description for this is someone tried LSD while playing D&D and listening to ABBA
Hermit
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Speaking of drugs, this is a skit from "Drop the Dead Donkey".
This one is not faked.
This one is not faked.
hyzer
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When I was about 16, I was sent to pick up some things at the drug store. On my way out, I noticed an elderly woman walking toward the double doors. I dutifully held the one open for her. She approached the closed door of the pair and started to open that one. I thought to myself, gee, she wants to do it herself. I let go of the open leaf. But as she pulled on the closed door, she stepped into the swing of the door that I had let go of . . . . knocked her clean into the store . . .
Elixir
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You WIN the passive aggressive door-holding game!!
Thomas II
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"A renowned author, novelist and poet, Plath’s famous works include The Bell Jar, Ariel, and The Colossus and Other Poems who passed away in 1963 before winning the Pulitzer Prize in Poetry in 1821."
But not the Nobel in physics for apparently inventing time travel.
But not the Nobel in physics for apparently inventing time travel.
TV and credit cards
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If you listen real close, you can hear the migrant laborers picking the grapes.
thebeave
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Huh. All I heard was the sound of Paul Pelosi's Porsche crashing.
gmbteach
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The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The
midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told
him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his
pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to
examine him. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the
midget to turn his head and cough.
"Aha!" mumbled the doc, and as he put his finger under the right side, he
asked the midget to cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor once more, and reached for his surgical scissors.
Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then snip-snip-snip-snip on the
left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with
amazement that the snipping did not hurt.
The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see
if his testicles still hurt. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked
around and discovered his boys were no longer aching.
The doctor said, "How does that feel now?"
The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didnt even feel it. What did you
do?"
The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots.
midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told
him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his
pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to
examine him. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the
midget to turn his head and cough.
"Aha!" mumbled the doc, and as he put his finger under the right side, he
asked the midget to cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor once more, and reached for his surgical scissors.
Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then snip-snip-snip-snip on the
left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with
amazement that the snipping did not hurt.
The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see
if his testicles still hurt. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked
around and discovered his boys were no longer aching.
The doctor said, "How does that feel now?"
The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didnt even feel it. What did you
do?"
The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots.