bilby
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It's not very easy to get in to Australia lawfully, but it's far from impossible. We have international treaty obligations to allow refugees to come here, and despite their awful treatment by successive governments for internal political reasons, many do so.I had no idea Australia had immigration issues. Where are all of your immigrants coming from? Until reading your post, I had always thought that immigration policy of Australia was extremely strict and almost impossible even for people with skills and education.With regard to the OP, there is a very real chance none of this is going to happen. I'll explain why;
Back in 2013, Australia had a Federal election. Kevin Rudd was leader for Labour (for the second time) and Tony Abbott was leader of The Coalition. To use very simplistic comparisons, Labor is like the Democrats, The Coalition is like the Republicans. And to add some further context, that fucking cunt Rupert Murdoch has an even tighter strangle hold on Australia's news outlets than he does in America. One of the Newspapers Mudroch (fucking cunt) owns is The Daily Telegraph.
In the 10 weeks leading up to the election, a radio host named Ray Hadley (think Sean Hannity with less charisma) posted a "Top 10 important stories from this week" every Friday in the editorial section of the newspaper. This was then copied into The Australian, and also read out on radio stations like 2UE, 2GB and Macquarie Radio. And every week, the 1st story was always a running tally on ,"the number of asylum seekers who have invaded Australia because Kevin Rudd believes in open borders". I'm sure to everyone here has heard familiar rhetoric during the last election in the US.
Then the election occurred, Rudd lost handily and Abbott became Prime Minister. Literally overnight every Murdoch (fucking cunt) news outlet stopped reporting on the invasion of boat people and Ray Hadley's top 10 editorial once again became predications on who would win the footy on the weekend. The change of tone was so pronounced it was fucking jarring. Abbott then appointed a guy named Scott Morrison as his Immigration Minister.
A few months later, Morrison claimed victory and stated loudly and proudly that he has stopped the boats. And everybody agreed. Even Labor agreed, which was fucking stupid of them.
Because the reality wasn't the boats were stopped, it was the Abbott government stopped releasing any information about them.
So what does this mean with regards to Trump? I think we can all agree Trump is a lazy cunt. The fucker has never done a full days work in his life. The US media is already in his back pocket - I fucking gaurantee you will not here anything about the border from any news outlet until just before the mid terms, like what happened in Australia incidentally. And mass deportations is a huge logistical task - Trump doesn't have the brains or the stamina to follow through. It would be far simpler for him to sack all the people in government reporting on border crossing than it is actually fixing the problem.
So TLDR; I think it is possible Trump will order Musk to eviscerate the CBP, have a bunch of fake military parades happen in Texas because he loves that shit, and then a few months later when the number of incidents at the border nose dives because there's no border patrol anymore the media will call it a success and claim Trump has changed and he is actually being presidential this time around.
And too many people are going to fucking fall for it, again.
Most immigrants in Australia (including me) came here from the UK; Between them, five countries: UK, NZ, China, Italy, and Vietnam account for over 45% of all foreign-born residents. Italian migration was huge post WWII, and modern Italian migrants are often family members of people in that community; Similarly, Vietnamese people came here in large numbers following the American War in the 1960s and '70s, in which Australia fought as an ally of the US.
The number of people here unlawfully is tiny. According to the Commonwealth Government:
- Note: The typo "Unites States of America" appears in the original pdf as publishedUnlawful Non-Citizens in Australia
Australia’s Unlawful Non-Citizen (UNC) population is the number of people at a given point in time who remain in Australia after their visa has expired or been cancelled.
Australia’s UNC population at 30 June 2023 was estimated at 69,900 people, slightly more than the 66,800 people estimated at 30 June 2022—an accumulated estimate of more than 70 years of regulated migration.7
More than eight-in-ten (83.7 per cent) of UNCs in Australia at 30 June 2023 arrived on one of the following visa categories:
- Visitor—an estimated 40,000 people (57.3 per cent)
- Student—an estimated 12,300 people (17.7 per cent)
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- Temporary Resident—an estimated 4300 people (6.2 per cent)
- Working Holiday—an estimated 1700 people (2.5 per cent).
Almost one-third (32.3 per cent) of UNCs estimated at 30 June 2023 were citizens of the following countries:
- People’s Republic of China—an estimated 10,300 people (14.8 per cent)
- Malaysia—an estimated 6500 people (9.2 per cent)
- Unites States of America—an estimated 5800 people (8.3 per cent).
Of the 69,900 UNCs in Australia at 30 June 2023:
- 48,500 (69.4 per cent) were male
- 21,500 (30.8 per cent) were female.
7 Most UNCs—people at a given point in time who remain in Australia after their visa has expired or been cancelled—only overstay their visa for a short period before departing voluntarily. There is constant movement into and out of the UNC pool as people overstay their visas and as peoples’ status is resolved, for example through departure or removal. Estimates are rounded to the nearest 100.
So we have fewer than 70,000 unlawful immigrants here at any given time; And the vast majority are people here on vacation, who decide to stay a bit longer than their visitor visa allows.
The "traditional" view amongst Australian racists, of UNCs as "boat people" who come here intending to stay forever, and are not "real refugees" but instead are "economic migrants" from poor backgrounds, is utterly wrong.
The typical UNC is an American backpacker who arrived by plane four months ago on a three month visa, and is working illegally as a Barista in Byron Bay* because they are having too much fun surfing to go home yet; Or a Chinese student who failed their exams and dares not go home to face the wrath of their wealthy parents, who paid a lot of money for them to study here, just yet.
Both types typically go home after a few extra months here (often because they are caught and deported by the authorities).
* You can't throw an organic gluten-free chia seed and quinoa bagel in Byron Bay, without hitting a young person from the US, UK, NZ or Canada who is working illegally, typically while lawfully here on a visitor visa which prohibits any paid employment.
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