ideologyhunter
Contributor
One of his campaign managers came on MSNBC last night. A blonde. I refuse to learn her name. She's "outraged" that the NYT, People, etc. would give any credence to "fabricated" stories from "these women." We're in the 90's again -- nice to be back.
Here are the Trump campaign rebuttals that just have to make you giggle:
1) Blonde spokeswoman finds the stories incredible because, among other things, the women did not come forward at the time. Ummmm.....Cosby syndrome mean anything?
2) She also considers it to be absolutely devastating to their credibility that two of them are Hillary supporters. In other words, if they really had been groped and kissed on the mouth, etc., it stands to reason that some of them would be Trump supporters? (Yes, he's that irresistible, he's ginger catnip to all women.)
3) Another campaign spokesman says that the media has reached a new low by bringing "decades-old" stories to the forefront in an attempt to determine the election. This, while the campaign has announced it's about to go "buck wild" (actual quote -- powerful phrase) on Bill, with new accusations from women who have never before stepped forward.
The next three and a half weeks will be the Gotterdammerung of Trump.org. It's gonna be a pig circus. And okay, I'll indulge in the oldest and least reputable analogy: Germany in the spring of '45. Because why not? What decorum is due to this 70-year-old playpen resident? So, just like the final act of Nazi World, Trump World will deflate and implode with crazy predictions of miraculous victories, secret super weapons that will bring a last-minute win, defections from the underlings, and at the end, a lone and deranged megalomaniac sitting in a bunker (or penthouse) unable to concede graciously to fate -- he'll go down with lather coming out of his jowls as he blames all those who lied and betrayed him. Bye, bye, Donnie.
Here are the Trump campaign rebuttals that just have to make you giggle:
1) Blonde spokeswoman finds the stories incredible because, among other things, the women did not come forward at the time. Ummmm.....Cosby syndrome mean anything?
2) She also considers it to be absolutely devastating to their credibility that two of them are Hillary supporters. In other words, if they really had been groped and kissed on the mouth, etc., it stands to reason that some of them would be Trump supporters? (Yes, he's that irresistible, he's ginger catnip to all women.)
3) Another campaign spokesman says that the media has reached a new low by bringing "decades-old" stories to the forefront in an attempt to determine the election. This, while the campaign has announced it's about to go "buck wild" (actual quote -- powerful phrase) on Bill, with new accusations from women who have never before stepped forward.
The next three and a half weeks will be the Gotterdammerung of Trump.org. It's gonna be a pig circus. And okay, I'll indulge in the oldest and least reputable analogy: Germany in the spring of '45. Because why not? What decorum is due to this 70-year-old playpen resident? So, just like the final act of Nazi World, Trump World will deflate and implode with crazy predictions of miraculous victories, secret super weapons that will bring a last-minute win, defections from the underlings, and at the end, a lone and deranged megalomaniac sitting in a bunker (or penthouse) unable to concede graciously to fate -- he'll go down with lather coming out of his jowls as he blames all those who lied and betrayed him. Bye, bye, Donnie.
Ah, the fine art of sarcasm.
