Trump's Health Report

[Loren Pechtel]

WAIT! That thing says he has never had alcohol. ???

My total lifetime consumption of alcohol is about 1/2 of a drink--and that was a matter of trying to find something that didn't taste too bad for those social occasions where drinking is expected. Society has changed, being a non-drinker is acceptable these days.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

WAIT! That thing says he has never had alcohol. ???

My total lifetime consumption of alcohol is about 1/2 of a drink--and that was a matter of trying to find something that didn't taste too bad for those social occasions where drinking is expected. Society has changed, being a non-drinker is acceptable these days.

Nice anecdote. I still find it hard to believe that a man like him has never had a drink.

 

[GenesisNemesis]

WAIT! That thing says he has never had alcohol. ???

My total lifetime consumption of alcohol is about 1/2 of a drink--and that was a matter of trying to find something that didn't taste too bad for those social occasions where drinking is expected. Society has changed, being a non-drinker is acceptable these days.

I've had maybe 4 glasses total. I still don't like the taste.

 

[Elixir]

I've had maybe 4 glasses total. I still don't like the taste.

Well there's yore problem - yer s'posed to drink it out of the bottle!

 

[ZiprHead]

What about the penis enlargement surgery he had? Were there any complication or negative after-effects from that?

There is such a thing? Hmmm (Google, Google, Google...)

 

[GenesisNemesis]

I've had maybe 4 glasses total. I still don't like the taste.

Well there's yore problem - yer s'posed to drink it out of the bottle!

Drown out the taste with sorrow?

 

[Jayjay]

To whom my concern,

How do we know this isn't some clever parody?

 

[ZiprHead]

I was thinking more Freudian slip.

 

[RavenSky]

My total lifetime consumption of alcohol is about 1/2 of a drink--and that was a matter of trying to find something that didn't taste too bad for those social occasions where drinking is expected. Society has changed, being a non-drinker is acceptable these days.

Nice anecdote. I still find it hard to believe that a man like him has never had a drink.

Especially since it means his (alleged) rapes of minors in the 80's can not be blamed on him being drunk.

 

[Jayjay]

I was thinking more Freudian slip.

Trump's psychiatrist said that Trump has never had a Freudian slip in his life. If elected, he's going to be the most mentally stable penis ever elected to office. You better believe it.

 

[repoman]

I don't see why Trump should be believed about never drinking. He lies about everything.

But if he has never been seen drinking it may be true.

 

[braces_for_impact]

If I were Trump I'd take up drinking. It really couldn't hurt at this point.

 

[ZiprHead]

He'd be a huge alcoholic, the best alcoholic there ever was.

 

[repoman]

So Hillary opened a pickle jar on the Jimmy Kimmel show.

Maybe Trump should take a piss on Stephen Colbert to show he has a huge, solid urine stream and no delay.

 

[T.G.G. Moogly]

So Hillary opened a pickle jar on the Jimmy Kimmel show.

Maybe Trump should take a piss on Stephen Colbert to show he has a huge, solid urine stream and no delay.

I doubt the geezer can do a push-up.

 

[AthenaAwakened]

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/rachel-m...-campaign-manager-over-absurd-doctors-letter/

Maddow: Hillary Clinton released a normal doctor’s statement. What we have from Donald Trump, that letter really is absurd. And we’ve contacted the doctor who wrote it to try to get some background. Turns out he was using a medical credential on his name that he’s no longer entitled to use. Like there’s a lot of really not upstanding things about what we know there. And so for one, why is, a gastroenterologist is a digestive specialist. Why is Donald Trump seeing a gastroenterologist for 35 years?

Conway: That, I don’t know.

Maddow: As the campaign manager, can I make a request?

Conway: Absolutely.

Maddow: Can we get a more substantial medical —

Conway: I will pass on the request. I assure you he has doctors and physicians.

 

[Elixir]

I assure you he has doctors and physicians.

Doctors AND physicians? Damn - that guy must be tremendously healthy!

 

[ZiprHead]

His main physician has a Doctorate of Bullshitology.

 

[KeepTalking]

I assure you he has doctors and physicians.

Doctors AND physicians? Damn - that guy must be tremendously healthy!

He has a yuuuuge number of doctors and physicians. A veritable stable full of them, just like all other healthy people. The healthier you are, the more doctors and physicians, you need, and Trump isn't just healthy, he's the healthiest person evar! #amiright

 

[Shadowy Man]

My total lifetime consumption of alcohol is about 1/2 of a drink--and that was a matter of trying to find something that didn't taste too bad for those social occasions where drinking is expected. Society has changed, being a non-drinker is acceptable these days.

Nice anecdote. I still find it hard to believe that a man like him has never had a drink.

I bet a lot of the people who spend time around him have had many a drink. It's quite possible his doctor was drinking while writing this letter.