Twitter likely to take idiots offer to buy them for $43 billion

[ZiprHead]

Nothing can stem the stock price fall for Tesla. The market is correcting for Tesla's insane price to earnings ratio, higher (even in December 2022) than for Amazon and Apple.

For context, Amazon has dropped 50% this year, Alphabet 40%, Meta 40%, Netflix 50%.

Yup. 2023 is predicted to be a very bad year for Tesla.

 

[Gospel]

Woot!! I hope the prices drop so I can buy my wife that Model X.

 

[Swammerdami]

He also suspected many accounts associated with child exploitation (which Twitter 1.0 was well aware of). That’s probably why the left hates him.

What's this about?? Oleg? Anyone?

Should I assume the post is parody? That Oleg is satirizing the New Right-Wing of America, dominated by incels who sit around staring at the most vicious and insane lies on QAnon blogs, masturbating to the juiciest and most salacious?

If so, well done!

 

[Cheerful Charlie]

....
This is the 36th installment in the list of Republican sexual predators, abusers, and enablers who contribute to rape culture. These are people who abused their power or defended the abuse of power. These are not folks caught in consensual scandals such as being gay, having an affair, or soliciting adult sex workers, unless they are trafficked against their will. They may be hypocrites, but they are not predators. There is one guy on the list for having sex with a sux worker, but only because he paid with a check and stopped payment
.....

Yeah, only liberals do pedophilia.

Republican Sexual Predators, Abusers, and Enablers Pt. 36

This is the 36th installment in the list of Republican sexual predators, abusers, and enablers who contribute to rape culture. These are people who abused their power or defended the abuse of power. These are not folks caught in consensual scandals...

www.dailykos.com

 

[Patooka]

Does Elon elaborate on what Twitter conspiracies were true? No of course not. Does he provide proof? Don't be fucking stupid. Musk has descended into Pillow Guy levels of delusion. I look forward to all the Elon simps trying to apologise for this as well.

EDIT full podcast if anyone wants context (the quote is around the 22 minute mark):

 

[Swammerdami]

....
This is the 36th installment in the list of Republican sexual predators, abusers, and enablers who contribute to rape culture. These are people who abused their power or defended the abuse of power. These are not folks caught in consensual scandals such as being gay, having an affair, or soliciting adult sex workers, unless they are trafficked against their will.

Yes, it's human nature to project one's own faults on to others. Someone who's a liar or cheater assumes others are as well. The accusations that right-wingers have against "The Left" is often a laundry list of the faults right-wingers tend to have.

This is exacerbated by the FauxNews-Infowars Bullshit Machine. When prosecutors move against a QOPster on pedophilia charges, the Bullshit Machine will fabricate similar charges against Democrats, hoping to drown out discussion of reality.

But did even the Murdoch empire stoop to the Clinton-Soros pedophilia conspiracy? Or is that sort of shit only visible to bitter and frustrated incels probing the darkest corners of the Internet for gratification?

Kudos again to Oleg for his provocative satire! Can you link to some of the dark websites where you researched this?

 

[Oleg]

Yeah, only liberals do pedophilia.

Whoever said only liberals commit pedophilia? It’s one of those behaviors that is mutually exclusive of political preference, economic status, or smarts. But despite the closeted conservatives who might engage in this behavior, the conservative message is decidedly against child sexualization.

 

[Elixir]

the conservative message is decidedly against child sexualization.

What curious wording.
Is “child sexualization” a set of beliefs? A set of actions? How does it differ from pedophilia?
Has the church (that so many conservatives belong to) conferred new meaning on the word pedophilia, making it a poison pill?

Anyhow, good to know about the conservative message thing. Awful hard to tell from recent conservative actions.

 

[Politesse]

Yeah, only liberals do pedophilia.

Whoever said only liberals commit pedophilia? It’s one of those behaviors that is mutually exclusive of political preference, economic status, or smarts. But despite the closeted conservatives who might engage in this behavior, the conservative message is decidedly against child sexualization.

That's a laugh. Everyone knows they shove teenagers together early down South.

 

[Elixir]

Yeah, only liberals do pedophilia.

Whoever said only liberals commit pedophilia? It’s one of those behaviors that is mutually exclusive of political preference, economic status, or smarts. But despite the closeted conservatives who might engage in this behavior, the conservative message is decidedly against child sexualization.

That's a laugh. Everyone knows they shove teenagers together early down South.

That’s just what they do. That’s why we need Ollie to deliver “the conservative message”, which is something quite different.

 

[Metaphor]

Yeah, only liberals do pedophilia.

Whoever said only liberals commit pedophilia? It’s one of those behaviors that is mutually exclusive of political preference, economic status, or smarts. But despite the closeted conservatives who might engage in this behavior, the conservative message is decidedly against child sexualization.

That's a laugh. Everyone knows they shove teenagers together early down South.

That’s just what they do. That’s why we need Ollie to deliver “the conservative message”, which is something quite different.

So...do you have any evidence that sexual activity takes place earlier in Southern states, or is it just fun to stereotype?

 

[Oleg]

Yeah, only liberals do pedophilia.

Whoever said only liberals commit pedophilia? It’s one of those behaviors that is mutually exclusive of political preference, economic status, or smarts. But despite the closeted conservatives who might engage in this behavior, the conservative message is decidedly against child sexualization.

That's a laugh. Everyone knows they shove teenagers together early down South.

That’s just what they do. That’s why we need Ollie to deliver “the conservative message”, which is something quite different.

So it's conservatives who think it's okay for teachers to encourage children to talk about their sexuality in private? With their parents unaware? Like all those guys busted on To Catch a Predator?

 

[Patooka]

So it's conservatives who think it's okay for teachers to encourage children to talk about their sexuality in private? With their parents unaware? Like all those guys busted on To Catch a Predator?

Nope. Conservatives just cut to the chase and fuck them instead. Like real men.

 

[Oleg]

So it's conservatives who think it's okay for teachers to encourage children to talk about their sexuality in private? With their parents unaware? Like all those guys busted on To Catch a Predator?

Nope. Conservatives just cut to the chase and fuck them instead. Like real men.

So you don't actually have a rebuttal.

 

[Metaphor]

So it's conservatives who think it's okay for teachers to encourage children to talk about their sexuality in private? With their parents unaware? Like all those guys busted on To Catch a Predator?

Nope. Conservatives just cut to the chase and fuck them instead. Like real men.

Do you let your conservative friends know how you feel about them?

 

[Politesse]

Yeah, only liberals do pedophilia.

Whoever said only liberals commit pedophilia? It’s one of those behaviors that is mutually exclusive of political preference, economic status, or smarts. But despite the closeted conservatives who might engage in this behavior, the conservative message is decidedly against child sexualization.

That's a laugh. Everyone knows they shove teenagers together early down South.

That’s just what they do. That’s why we need Ollie to deliver “the conservative message”, which is something quite different.

So...do you have any evidence that sexual activity takes place earlier in Southern states, or is it just fun to stereotype?

Stats of the State - Teen Birth Rates

www.cdc.gov

Ages of consent in the United States - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

The State of America's Children 2020 - Child Welfare Tables — Children's Defense Fund

Table 27: Child Abuse and Neglect, 2018 Victims of Maltreatment Percent of Maltreatment Cases that Involved: Number Rate per 1,000 Children Neglect Only Physical Abuse Only Sexual Abuse Only Sex Trafficking Only Emotional Abuse Only Medical Neglect Only Multiple Types Only Other or...

www.childrensdefense.org

 

[Oleg]

Yeah, only liberals do pedophilia.

Whoever said only liberals commit pedophilia? It’s one of those behaviors that is mutually exclusive of political preference, economic status, or smarts. But despite the closeted conservatives who might engage in this behavior, the conservative message is decidedly against child sexualization.

That's a laugh. Everyone knows they shove teenagers together early down South.

That’s just what they do. That’s why we need Ollie to deliver “the conservative message”, which is something quite different.

So...do you have any evidence that sexual activity takes place earlier in Southern states, or is it just fun to stereotype?

Stats of the State - Teen Birth Rates

www.cdc.gov

Ages of consent in the United States - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

The State of America's Children 2020 - Child Welfare Tables — Children's Defense Fund

Table 27: Child Abuse and Neglect, 2018 Victims of Maltreatment Percent of Maltreatment Cases that Involved: Number Rate per 1,000 Children Neglect Only Physical Abuse Only Sexual Abuse Only Sex Trafficking Only Emotional Abuse Only Medical Neglect Only Multiple Types Only Other or...

www.childrensdefense.org

What do teen birth rates have to do with pedophilia?

 

[Politesse]

Yeah, only liberals do pedophilia.

Whoever said only liberals commit pedophilia? It’s one of those behaviors that is mutually exclusive of political preference, economic status, or smarts. But despite the closeted conservatives who might engage in this behavior, the conservative message is decidedly against child sexualization.

That's a laugh. Everyone knows they shove teenagers together early down South.

That’s just what they do. That’s why we need Ollie to deliver “the conservative message”, which is something quite different.

So...do you have any evidence that sexual activity takes place earlier in Southern states, or is it just fun to stereotype?

Stats of the State - Teen Birth Rates

www.cdc.gov

Ages of consent in the United States - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

The State of America's Children 2020 - Child Welfare Tables — Children's Defense Fund

Table 27: Child Abuse and Neglect, 2018 Victims of Maltreatment Percent of Maltreatment Cases that Involved: Number Rate per 1,000 Children Neglect Only Physical Abuse Only Sexual Abuse Only Sex Trafficking Only Emotional Abuse Only Medical Neglect Only Multiple Types Only Other or...

www.childrensdefense.org

What do teen birth rates have to do with pedophilia?

That wasn't the question Metaphor asked.

As for whether pregnancies constitute evidence of sexual activity, you're going to have to ask your parents about that, it's really not appropriate for a stranger to give you the "birds and the bees" talk.

 

[Metaphor]

Yeah, only liberals do pedophilia.

Whoever said only liberals commit pedophilia? It’s one of those behaviors that is mutually exclusive of political preference, economic status, or smarts. But despite the closeted conservatives who might engage in this behavior, the conservative message is decidedly against child sexualization.

That's a laugh. Everyone knows they shove teenagers together early down South.

That’s just what they do. That’s why we need Ollie to deliver “the conservative message”, which is something quite different.

So...do you have any evidence that sexual activity takes place earlier in Southern states, or is it just fun to stereotype?

Stats of the State - Teen Birth Rates

www.cdc.gov

Ages of consent in the United States - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

The State of America's Children 2020 - Child Welfare Tables — Children's Defense Fund

Table 27: Child Abuse and Neglect, 2018 Victims of Maltreatment Percent of Maltreatment Cases that Involved: Number Rate per 1,000 Children Neglect Only Physical Abuse Only Sexual Abuse Only Sex Trafficking Only Emotional Abuse Only Medical Neglect Only Multiple Types Only Other or...

www.childrensdefense.org

Yeah, only liberals do pedophilia.

Whoever said only liberals commit pedophilia? It’s one of those behaviors that is mutually exclusive of political preference, economic status, or smarts. But despite the closeted conservatives who might engage in this behavior, the conservative message is decidedly against child sexualization.

That's a laugh. Everyone knows they shove teenagers together early down South.

That’s just what they do. That’s why we need Ollie to deliver “the conservative message”, which is something quite different.

So...do you have any evidence that sexual activity takes place earlier in Southern states, or is it just fun to stereotype?

Stats of the State - Teen Birth Rates

www.cdc.gov

Ages of consent in the United States - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

The State of America's Children 2020 - Child Welfare Tables — Children's Defense Fund

Table 27: Child Abuse and Neglect, 2018 Victims of Maltreatment Percent of Maltreatment Cases that Involved: Number Rate per 1,000 Children Neglect Only Physical Abuse Only Sexual Abuse Only Sex Trafficking Only Emotional Abuse Only Medical Neglect Only Multiple Types Only Other or...

www.childrensdefense.org

Teen birth rates are a sign that teenagers don't know or don't care to use contraception, not that they are having more sex or earlier sex than other states.

Age of consent laws don't really influence (as far as I know) how early teens have sex with each other.

I am not sure what you are attempting to demonstrate with the last link.

 

[Patooka]

So you don't actually have a rebuttal.

More like I wasn't dignifying your partisan bullshit with a response. You want a real answer here it is - if you honestly gave a flying fuck about child sexualization or groom or whatever buzzword you heard on Tucker last night, you'd be looking into your own house first.

Do you let your conservative friends know how you feel about them?

Fuck oath I do. And they give as good as they take. Politics isn't a deal breaker with my mates. One of them worked for Phillip Ruddock and is currently working for Alex Hawke, two people who I think are vile worthless cunts.