US President 2016 - the Great Horse Race

[Jimmy Higgins]

Huge primary voting problems in Akron today. Senator Sanders was in Akron yesterday and redistributed all of the wealth. Because of this, the people who now had ownership of the voting precincts didn't know that their new property was a precinct to begin with! People are rushing about trying to get precincts open, it is a real mess.

On the bright side though, I now own 5% of Firestone Golf Course.

 

[Nice Squirrel]

Water hazards or sand traps?

 

[Nice Squirrel]

If you managed to snag a bridge, you not only have a free place to live but can charge tolls for everyone who crosses the artificial stream. You might even start a a shadow company to ferry people across who don't want to pay the toll.

Shadow Capitalism!

 

[ksen]

I got my vote in for Bernie today.

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This evening, I'll be watching MSNBC.

I like to flip between all three.

But I'll probably watch CNN the most to see if Van Jones finally punches out Jeffrey Lord.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

I got my vote in for Bernie today.

I hope he wins by one vote, just to make you feel good.

 

[Sarpedon]

Yay! Another Bernier. Has anyone on this forum voted for Hilary?

 

[KeepTalking]

Yay! Another Bernier. Has anyone on this forum voted for Hilary?

Not yet, I voted for Bernie as well. Might have been my only chance.

 

[Nice Squirrel]

Yay! Another Bernier. Has anyone on this forum voted for Hilary?

Not yet, I voted for Bernie as well. Might have been my only chance.

I flipped a coin and Bernie won.

 

[Uwe]

Fair coins favor Bernie!

Stood at the end of a line with 10,000 people waiting for 3,900 seats to see Bernie last night.
Voted for him this morning.

 

[ksen]

I got my vote in for Bernie today.

I hope he wins by one vote, just to make you feel good.

Thanks buddy!

 

[funinspace]

Yay! Another Bernier. Has anyone on this forum voted for Hilary?

I won't be able to until November...

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Fair coins favor Bernie!

Stood at the end of a line with 10,000 people waiting for 3,900 seats to see Bernie last night.
Voted for him this morning.

Ya, well, Hillary Clinton had a rally yesterday too. There were like 20 people there and only 10 of them were from her staff. She has her supporters too.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

I got my vote in for Bernie today.

I hope he wins by one vote, just to make you feel good.

And to piss dismal off.

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Yay! Another Bernier. Has anyone on this forum voted for Hilary?

I won't be able to until November...

That's right, when you went to the City Hall you accidentally were registered as a sex offender, instead of a Democrat. A mistake that was pretty common for a while. People just assumed when you said "Democrat" you meant sex offender. Damn Clinton Presidency.

 

[ksen]

Are we considering Illinois as Hillary's home state?

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Saw Sanders is tight in Ohio, Illinois, and leading in Missouri. Maybe Ohio is possible after all. The more states Sanders wins, the more I hope he has a say in platform.

Are we considering Illinois as Hillary's home state?

Birth state. She doesn't have a home state. Over one quarter of the mail in the USPS system is rerouted Clinton mail from one address to another until it finally finds her, some of it never does.

 

[funinspace]

Yay! Another Bernier. Has anyone on this forum voted for Hilary?

I won't be able to until November...

That's right, when you went to the City Hall you accidentally were registered as a sex offender, instead of a Democrat. A mistake that was pretty common for a while. People just assumed when you said "Democrat" you meant sex offender. Damn Clinton Presidency.

LOL...something like that. I'll probably have to vote for Gary Johnson this spring as the only non-flake LP candidate, and then vote for the better of two evils (Hillary) this November, while humming "I memorize the words to the porno movies"...

 

[Sarpedon]

And to piss dismal off.

Is dismal a Clinton supporter?

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

And to piss dismal off.

Is dismal a Clinton supporter?

No, he thinks one vote doesn't matter.

 

[Nice Squirrel]

And to piss dismal off.

Is dismal a Clinton supporter?

Yes, yes he is. He is OBSESSED with Hillary. He protests a lot, so people might think he doesn't like her, but he has a HUGE crush on her.

 

[Derec]

About Mega Tuesday going on today, it looks like Little Marco will die politically because it looks like he will lose, and lose big.
Kasich on the other hand looks good in Ohio. A win for him means that he will stay in the race, fight in the midwestern states and try as much as possible to make it a three way race because that would give him a good chance come brokered convention.