What ever happened to …. EPSTEIN?!

[Elixir]

Well?
WTF became of the Epstein debacle?
Kimberley Guilfoyle mesmerized the press?

 

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

Trump started randomly attacking other countries and we all forgot about it.

 

[Elixir]

Guilfoyles, deflecting pools, Comey trials, home invasions of sitting democrats -
Epstein who?
Nobody manufactures shitstorms better than The Felon.

 

[bilby]

Trump started randomly attacking other countries and we all forgot about it.

Yup. He started the Epstein War in the Middle East. He tore down the Epstein Wing of the Whitehouse, to build the new Epstein Ballroom. He changed the name of the Kennedy Center to "The Donald J Trump and Jeffery Epstein and some guy whose name begins with 'K' Center". He even had the Epstein Reflecting Pool re-lined (and in keeping with his 'America First' policy, had it done by a bunch of cowboys). He tried to buy Epsteinland from Denmark, and threatened to invade if they wouldn't sell. He changed the name of the Gulf of Mexico to "The Gulf of Epstein", and of Lake Ontario to "Lake Epstein". He attacked the Venezuelan Epstein boats that he claimed were smuggling drugs, then staged a coup, ousting the Venezuelan leader (a Mr Epstein, I seem to recall it was).

And that's just a few things off the top of my head.

No wonder everyone forgot about it.

 

[Tigers!]

Well?
WTF became of the Epstein debacle?
Kimberley Guilfoyle mesmerized the press?

You could rename the game "Where's Wally?" as "Where's Epstein?".

Trump is always looking to make money.

 

[Patooka]

Trump started randomly attacking other countries and we all forgot about it.

Yup. He started the Epstein War in the Middle East. He tore down the Epstein Wing of the Whitehouse, to build the new Epstein Ballroom. He changed the name of the Kennedy Center to "The Donald J Trump and Jeffery Epstein and some guy whose name begins with 'K' Center". He even had the Epstein Reflecting Pool re-lined (and in keeping with his 'America First' policy, had it done by a bunch of cowboys). He tried to buy Epsteinland from Denmark, and threatened to invade if they wouldn't sell. He changed the name of the Gulf of Mexico to "The Gulf of Epstein", and of Lake Ontario to "Lake Epstein". He attacked the Venezuelan Epstein boats that he claimed were smuggling drugs, then staged a coup, ousting the Venezuelan leader (a Mr Epstein, I seem to recall it was).

And that's just a few things off the top of my head.

No wonder everyone forgot about it.

I could like this post but fuckit. I'm quoting it for truth as the young kids say.

 

[Toni]

We didn’t forget about the Epstein files, but they are not as heavily featured in the news.

The wars were in part to distract from the files and in part to ramp up xenophobia and ‘solidify’ a nation at war behind its commander in chief ahead of elections.