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What if he didn't know what he wanted or when he wanted it, because he's not Mr Vain?
 
hyzer said:
What if John is not the Eggman?
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"I am the egg man" has been interpreted as referring to Humpty Dumpty (who appears in John's beloved "Alice in Wonderland" books). Eric Burden, a popular singer/musician and a close friend of John, has claimed that he was "the egg man," and that the lyric refers to a certain sexual act Eric used to perform with women. (Eric says he would crack eggs over naked women's bodies and that John witnessed him doing it one night.)
 
What if he hadn't really had it with those motherfucking snakes?
 
What if they could have put him back together again?

What if it wasn't the name of sled?

What if she were a bit less material?
 
What if he hadn't needlessly borrowed the invisibility cloak?
 
Thomas II said:
What if you didn't like piña coladas and gettin' caught in the rain?
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Well, they wouldn't have answered the personal ad, and they would have gotten a divorce because they would have ended cheating on each other. Or maybe the financials would be as such that it'd become an open marriage.

One of the two.
 
What if a picture didn't paint a thousand words?
 
What if no one ever found out who got the Ding Dong? Would we all be a bunch of bastards?

 
What if every picture doesn't tell a story donut?
 
What if it's not really understood that Jack ain't no good? What if he comes back?
 
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