"I am the egg man" has been interpreted as referring to Humpty Dumpty (who appears in John's beloved "Alice in Wonderland" books). Eric Burden, a popular singer/musician and a close friend of John, has claimed that he was "the egg man," and that the lyric refers to a certain sexual act Eric used to perform with women. (Eric says he would crack eggs over naked women's bodies and that John witnessed him doing it one night.)What if John is not the Eggman?
Well, they wouldn't have answered the personal ad, and they would have gotten a divorce because they would have ended cheating on each other. Or maybe the financials would be as such that it'd become an open marriage.What if you didn't like piña coladas and gettin' caught in the rain?