blastula
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Drunk History 7/10
Great idea for a show; interview extremely drunk regular people off the street and have them explain something historical, and then have A-list Hollywood actors act it out. The drunkards get a lot of the details wrong, which is the hilarity of it.
A boring bit about it is that it seems to only be American history, which... ok fine... but there's quite a lot from history which also is interesting. That would make great stories.
Last Ship (2/10)
So I watched all three seasons of this (I jumped a bit in the episodes). I don't know why I kept watching it or why I cared to see how it ended. It's completely idiotic. The basic story is great. The world is ravaged by a pandemic decimating the world and all the world's governments have collapsed. While society still was intact a warship was sent on a research mission and has been isolated for three months in the Arctic. When they are on their way back they notice how things have gone tits up. All the world's governments have collapsed and it's complete anarchy. On the ship they also have all the research facilities and staff to come up with a cure. They have to figure out what to do next. So far so good.
Here's what's bad with it. It's "USA saves the day". As soon as anybody speaks with an American accent you know they're good guys. Anybody speaking in a foreign language or with an accent you know they're evil. It's on that level. And the evil of the bad guys knows no bounds. There's a couple of semi-interesting plot twists. But none of them are executed especially well. The level of it is also dumb. Ok, so the president swears on the Bible that he'll be a good president and defend the constitution. Oh, well, then it's all fine and dandy then and we know he won't abuse his power or make himself a dictator. Of course he won't because he's good looking and talks with an American accent = good guy. So much of this series is mind-numbingly idiotic. This series taught me that all Arabs/Muslims are fanatic fundamentalist terrorists who always fight to the death. Love the oriental music that always plays when an Arab is on camera. So incredibly lame and stupid. I also learned that anybody British is a cockney thug plotting to overthrow America by giving disease infected teddy bears to little children. I never understood that entire story arc. A very kick-the-dog theme. Ok, I get it, bad guys. Way to hammer it home. All Russians are psychopaths. They dropped an atomic bomb on France wiping out everybody in the entire country because they wanted to scare the ship a bit. I mean... really. You don't think that's over-playing the evil?
In every episode, like clockwork, there's a thing that breaks ten minutes in. That they then have to spend the rest of the episode fixing that causes problems. They also manage to fix it just a few seconds before some complete disaster that will spell doom for the ship. So every episode has an extremely predictable pattern to it. Which ends up being boring. Which is a shame, because the series has a progressive story arc. The captain takes stupid risks with the ship all the time. Gets boring after a while.
The only interesting character is the main scientist on the ship. She's clearly a self-obsessed narcissist who doesn't understand or care how many toes she trods on. Just a bitch who gets shit done. She's a good guy without being an angel. Which I liked. But there was so much else that didn't work in this series.
I think it was made for children. I don't think anybody over the age of twelve will enjoy this. It's just too dumb.
Why do you hate America?