I think the top’s off for promotional purposes only.
A tall burger is an unruly burger and needs to be cut and rotated ninty degrees to be made manageable but this shouldn’t be the case. Too thick of a patty or heaven forbid a double patty overwhelms the condiments and for my taste then requires dipping.
It’s all so unnecessary. Food should be civilized. I should not need more than one quality paper napkin. Nothing should drop to the table, floor, or shirt while eating. I should not have to worry about schmutz at the corners of my mouth. Finally, no food should run down between my fingers.
That reminds me: the other day I bought a chicken caesar wrap at a local grocery store. The dressing was in a little packet I could barely get open, the chicken was dry, and the entire thing fell apart as I tried to consume it. I had to scoop most of the contents up out of the silly plastic container it was sold in. I don't usually get angry at food, but that wrap irritated me.
It didn't look like this one:
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I was married to a Mexican woman. She used to say that part of the fun of eating a taco was taking the remains of your first taco (from the plate it dribbled onto) and making another one.