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Words you do NOT want in your obituary

The police contend that he was clearly resisting arrest, and carrying a high-calibre umbrella...
 
.....Luigi, his barber, was inconsolable, having performed thousands of excellent shaves during a dedicated lifetime, until that fateful day when the Parkinson's reared it's ugly face...
 
" .. impacted gerbil ..."
".. out of a tree..."
"..brain eating amoeba.."
" .. flesh eating bacteria "
" .. no surviving family, so his estate goes to the state"
" .. off a ladder .."
" ..while recovering from a chainsaw accident .."
" .. after his parachute failed to open .."
" .. impaled for three days .."
" .. from asphyxia from hanging ... girly mags nearby..."
 
"necrotic"
"gall"
"bladder"

words tha didn't t vother me until I got that exact diagnosis....
holy motherfucking CRAP the pain
of nasty gall bladder full of stones"

ow,ow ow,ow
 
“After suffering locked-in syndrome for 30 years…”
 
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