Learner
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....No shrapnel in back...no bullet scars ...no knife wounds ...embarrassed family realise war stories just bloody lies!...
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...ignoring all medical advice...
...after a fight with his pharmacist...
...cries for help were ignored by the alienated nursing staff...
...made the pathologist faint...
...caused an evacuation of the Emergency Room...
...after a fight with his pharmacist...
...cries for help were ignored by the alienated nursing staff...
...made the pathologist faint...
...caused an evacuation of the Emergency Room...
Learner
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... Assets left to cats... ex wife hopes to change his mind ... deceased registered in cryogenics ....
(Oh dear ,I will have to pray for you Kieth )
(Oh dear ,I will have to pray for you Kieth )
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By my wife's account, I was very polite to the lady chaplain who came to my room and threatened to cast magic spells on me. My only explanation is that i was between surgeries at that moment and stoned to the gills.
C_Mucius_Scaevola
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"... act as a warning to others who might be stupid enough to try it ..."
hurtinbuckaroo
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"... an ill-timed reboot by his self-driving car ..."
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Suspended.
hurtinbuckaroo
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"... while trying to outdo the man from Nantucket ..."
Hickdive
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"...spread over three counties"
snoiduspoitus
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"Mother always said he was peculiar."
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"The deceased had to be removed surgically from the elephants anus. The elephant did not survive the procedure."
Achwienichtig
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". . . after it was revealed he voted for Donald Trump."
hurtinbuckaroo
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".. habanero enema ..."
"... counterfeit Kevlar vest ..."
"... asked his wife if she could 'hurry things up a bit and push the baby out before game time' ..."
"... counterfeit Kevlar vest ..."
"... asked his wife if she could 'hurry things up a bit and push the baby out before game time' ..."
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"Accidentally drowned during the ice bucket challenge."
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"...shipping the remains being complicated by _____."
* the virus
* radioactive elements
* international tensions
* fundamentalist claims to the site
* claims staked by both of his wives
* the virus
* radioactive elements
* international tensions
* fundamentalist claims to the site
* claims staked by both of his wives
spikepipsqueak
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She said "Hold my drink and watch this."
Compressed.
Fumes.
... so many paper cuts that ...
Compressed.
Fumes.
... so many paper cuts that ...
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That kinda overlaps the 'famous last words that get you a Darwin Award' thread.