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[James Chapman]

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… and a helluva third baseman.

I thought he was Dominican.

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

 

[Politesse]

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Wouldn't work, everyone knows you have to know the fundamental meaning of the name to perform a summoning. Only the Dovahkin could get it by happenstance.

 

[SLD]

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Wait. That’s obviously been photoshopped! The jacket zipper is misaligned.

 

[Elixir]

 

[jonatha]

I am confidently awaiting the arrival of a third party add-on kit to allow cybertrucks to roll coal...

 

[Elixir]

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[ZiprHead]

BLEACH! I NEED BLEACH!!!

 

[SLD]

I think Trump’s the bottom here.

 

[gmbteach]

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its what we all suspected... ....

 

[Elixir]

 

[bilby]

This red light on the dashboard of my bus makes me think that Volvo Buses lack a sense of humour.



It says "Hammer Removed", but should, of course, say "STOP! Hammer Time!"

 

[Patooka]

This red light on the dashboard of my bus makes me think that Volvo Buses lack a sense of humour.

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It says "Hammer Removed", but should, of course, say "STOP! Hammer Time!"

Maybe people shouldn't touch this in the first fucking place.

 

[jonatha]

Why does the bus have a hammer in the first place, and why is removing it worthy of a red indicator light?

 

[TV and credit cards]

Finds out it not only has a red indicator light, but an alarm.

 

[bilby]

Why does the bus have a hammer in the first place, and why is removing it worthy of a red indicator light?

The hammer is to break the windows to form an emergency exit if required; The indicator light is to alert us if a passenger thinks it would be fun to steal an expensive toughened glass breaking hammer, or thinks it would be even more fun to break the windows on a perfectly functioning and non-emergency experiencing bus.

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

 

[Elixir]

 

[Loren Pechtel]

Why does the bus have a hammer in the first place, and why is removing it worthy of a red indicator light?

The hammer is to break the windows to form an emergency exit if required; The indicator light is to alert us if a passenger thinks it would be fun to steal an expensive toughened glass breaking hammer, or thinks it would be even more fun to break the windows on a perfectly functioning and non-emergency experiencing bus.

What's the difference between your window-breakers and the typical ones we have in cars?

And why not just chain them in place?

 

[bilby]

Why does the bus have a hammer in the first place, and why is removing it worthy of a red indicator light?

The hammer is to break the windows to form an emergency exit if required; The indicator light is to alert us if a passenger thinks it would be fun to steal an expensive toughened glass breaking hammer, or thinks it would be even more fun to break the windows on a perfectly functioning and non-emergency experiencing bus.

What's the difference between your window-breakers and the typical ones we have in cars?

And why not just chain them in place?

I have never heard of them being typical in cars, so I don't know whether or not they are similar or not.

They are chained (well, wired) in place. But I still need to know if one has been removed from its bracket; The wire isn't hugely tough and wouldn't stop a thief with wirecutters, and more importantly, if someone is planning to break a window, I want to know about it.

That light (and the accompanying buzzer) is a valuable last line of communication - if the engine bay catches fire, and for some reason the fire alarm & suppression system fails, then I might not know about it (it's happening up to 18 metres behind me, and maybe round a corner), but someone removing the escape hammer from its bracket would be immediately obvious.